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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 8:17 am 
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I thought you were an Audi guy?


Adding to the humblebrags….


We had a Q7 that soured me on Audi SUV’s. But my S4 was my favorite sport sedan. If I had to get another sport sedan it would be an RS5. Unfortunately they no longer offer manuals.

When I first drove the F Pace, it was clear that it was better than comparable German SUV’s and has proven such over the past four years.

Guilty as charged on all the rest of the comments. Thought this thread was a safe space for such things. Sorry you’re poor.

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I thought you were an Audi guy?



I've always considered Jaguar a girl's car. Maybe Denni$ is buying one for his wife or daughter.

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I have friends who have accumulated generational wealth—multiple homes, multiple country club memberships, etc. One guy now flies on “ride share” private jets almost exclusively. They never brag about their wealth, humbly or not-so-humbly.

And they certainly wouldn’t put a vanity plate on their high-end cars.


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I have friends who have accumulated generational wealth—multiple homes, multiple country club memberships, etc. One guy now flies on “ride share” private jets almost exclusively. They never brag about their wealth, humbly or not-so-humbly.

And they certainly wouldn’t put a vanity plate on their high-end cars.


I think Deni$ sees himself more as Gordon Gekko than as David Rockefeller.

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Denis is just compensating for the fact that he moved to Wisconsin for the minimal tax savings provided by rural Wisconsin living over the Chicago suburbs.

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A Jaguar in rural Wisconsin? I bet Deni$ wears a tux to the Friday Fish Fry at the local American Legion, too.


It does sound like the opening scene to a horror movie, where the out of towners stop at the store in town for provisions on their way to their remote cabin and get noticed by the locals.

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A Jaguar in rural Wisconsin? I bet Deni$ wears a tux to the Friday Fish Fry at the local American Legion, too.


It does sound like the opening scene to a horror movie, where the out of towners stop at the store in town for provisions on their way to their remote cabin and get noticed by the locals.


Yeah, to this point I have imagined Deni$' misadventures in Wisconsin as a sitcom like Green Acres, but they could easily take a gothic turn and become something more closely resembling Deliverance.

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Does deni$ pronounce it "Jag-uah" or would he be better off with the Mike North "Jagwire"?

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Does deni$ pronounce it "Jag-uah" or would he be better off with the Mike North "Jagwire"?


jag-u-war

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A Jaguar in rural Wisconsin? I bet Deni$ wears a tux to the Friday Fish Fry at the local American Legion, too.


It does sound like the opening scene to a horror movie, where the out of towners stop at the store in town for provisions on their way to their remote cabin and get noticed by the locals.

Coming in spring 2023, an spmack update of Deliverance starring Denni$

Look for it on his YouTube channel

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denisdman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I thought you were an Audi guy?


Adding to the humblebrags….


We had a Q7 that soured me on Audi SUV’s. But my S4 was my favorite sport sedan. If I had to get another sport sedan it would be an RS5. Unfortunately they no longer offer manuals.

When I first drove the F Pace, it was clear that it was better than comparable German SUV’s and has proven such over the past four years.

Guilty as charged on all the rest of the comments. Thought this thread was a safe space for such things. Sorry you’re poor.


Q7 is probably the nicest car that I have ever driven.

They offered a Maserati SUV at DCA a couple of weeks ago, but I needed an 8 passenger car to pick up my grandsons car pool the next day.

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The Q7 was a nice ride, but it was eating a quart of oil every 1,000 miles and Audi could not fix it. That said, I prefer the F Pace. It was originally purchased for my wife as I prefer sedans. But I need the SUV for pulling shit.

And lol at you guys.

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Last year I was dropping my son off at school. A kid in front of us gets out of a Bentley and I don't think it was the cheap one. A few days later the same kid gets out of a lambo suv and I told my son to see if he's got a sister he could date.

Denis's money doesn't impress anybody like it impresses Denis.


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Last year I was dropping my son off at school. A kid in front of us gets out of a Bentley and I don't think it was the cheap one. A few days later the same kid gets out of a lambo suv and I told my son to see if he's got a sister he could date.

Denis's money doesn't impress anybody like it impresses Denis.

Are there cheap Bentleys?

And I think Deni$ needs a definition adjustment on humble-brag versus staight-up BRAG.


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Heisenberg wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Last year I was dropping my son off at school. A kid in front of us gets out of a Bentley and I don't think it was the cheap one. A few days later the same kid gets out of a lambo suv and I told my son to see if he's got a sister he could date.

Denis's money doesn't impress anybody like it impresses Denis.

Are there cheap Bentleys?

And I think Deni$ needs a definition adjustment on humble-brag versus staight-up BRAG.


Used ones when all the problems start appearing that cost a fortune to fix are the cheap ones. My, very limited, experience with them was that they were quiet and smooth and pretty darn fast. Very nice car and I'm glad I only got to drive it a short distance as the fear of cracking it up was real with young squirrel.


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Not really. I think one starts around 175. The one I was behind started at 220. I suppose if you have 175 you have 220 though. :lol:


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Ok , then a Bentley is out of my price range this year. Who knows what 2023 will bring, though—$175 may be in my wheelhouse.


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Last time I went in to buy a car they were all who is going to be listed as the owner and paying for this. My husband and I both said me. They they said okay how much do you earn? And I said oh never mind my husband is going to be the signer and paying for this. I have no monies. I never have and it looks like I never will.


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Ok , then a Bentley is out of my price range this year. Who knows what 2023 will bring, though—$175 may be in my wheelhouse.



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denisdman wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I thought you were an Audi guy?


Adding to the humblebrags….


We had a Q7 that soured me on Audi SUV’s. But my S4 was my favorite sport sedan. If I had to get another sport sedan it would be an RS5. Unfortunately they no longer offer manuals.

When I first drove the F Pace, it was clear that it was better than comparable German SUV’s and has proven such over the past four years.

Guilty as charged on all the rest of the comments. Thought this thread was a safe space for such things. Sorry you’re poor.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Put my order in for a 2022 Jaguar F Pace SVR. I currently drive a 2018 F Pace S model, and it is the best car I have ever owned. Coming up on 90k in miles and have had zero service issues.

My current one easily tows my snowmobiles and waverunners, handled all the trips up north including the dogs in back. It is fun to drive and gets lots of compliments. My license plates are my favorite part- Quik Kat.



You are a fuckin' walking montage of commercials for the American Dream.

The perfect shiny car, the snowmobile, dogs, etc.

No way u are not a trust fund baby. Nobody who has kids is able to amass all this and have an easy life all on their own from the ground up.

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I bet I know how you can earn $52


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My niece was the WREX Rockford athlete of the week!

https://www.wrex.com/athlete-of-the-wee ... 8eae4.html

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My niece was the WREX Rockford athlete of the week!

https://www.wrex.com/athlete-of-the-wee ... 8eae4.html


great news

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I haven't owned a new car in almost 25 years.


I haven't ever owned a new car.


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I haven't owned a new car in almost 25 years.


I haven't ever owned a new car.


Ditto

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Franky T wrote:
My niece was the WREX Rockford athlete of the week!

https://www.wrex.com/athlete-of-the-wee ... 8eae4.html




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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