Beggar's deep dish. Set it up side by side in a blind taste test next to a Lou's and it will beat Lou's every time.

That Dr. Ken, he's OK!

That Dr. Ken, he's OK!

I’ve already contacted good dolphin to file suit.

S/He assures me we will prevail.

Story time.

I was in the library researching my legal options. I was wearing a multi-ethnic hat that didn't seem to go well with my current attire and asking the librarian about television law.

good dolphin was, just by coincidence, sitting two tables away. Only 2 weeks before he had turned down my case because I was a Cubs fan and immediately went to his family doctor to make sure it was not contagious.

Back to the story, the librarian brought me the Julie DiCaro tome outlining what is and is not inappropriate with regard to suing Asian people claiming to be Dr. Ken. I found the section that said I can be Dr. Ken because my wife is Asian.

As that was happening, good dolphin was eating an incredibly loud deli sandwich that made that same librarian give him an evil look. It was uncomfortably crunchy.

gd, seeing how I was being told to leave the room because the librarian thought I would "be more comfortable" being Dr. Ken in a different room, stepped in.

gd - "Dr. Ken - what are you doing here asshole"?(giving a knowing look that he and I both know he means it but the librarian thinks we are friends)

Librarian - "Whatever, sir."

Then gd took my case.

Much to the chagrin of Jason Robards.

Story time.

I was in the library researching my legal options. I was wearing a multi-ethnic hat that didn't seem to go well with my current attire and asking the librarian about television law.

good dolphin was, just by coincidence, sitting two tables away. Only 2 weeks before he had turned down my case because I was a Cubs fan and immediately went to his family doctor to make sure it was not contagious.

Back to the story, the librarian brought me the Julie DiCaro tome outlining what is and is not inappropriate with regard to suing Asian people claiming to be Dr. Ken. I found the section that said I can be Dr. Ken because my wife is Asian.

As that was happening, good dolphin was eating an incredibly loud deli sandwich that made that same librarian give him an evil look. It was uncomfortably crunchy.

gd, seeing how I was being told to leave the room because the librarian thought I would "be more comfortable" being Dr. Ken in a different room, stepped in.

gd - "Dr. Ken - what are you doing here asshole"?(giving a knowing look that he and I both know he means it but the librarian thinks we are friends)

Librarian - "Whatever, sir."

Then gd took my case.

Much to the chagrin of Jason Robards.

I guess I like Philadelphia more than most.

I thought someone would get the reference.

Great movie. Recommended.

Story time.

I was in the library researching my legal options. I was wearing a multi-ethnic hat that didn't seem to go well with my current attire and asking the librarian about television law.

good dolphin was, just by coincidence, sitting two tables away. Only 2 weeks before he had turned down my case because I was a Cubs fan and immediately went to his family doctor to make sure it was not contagious.

Back to the story, the librarian brought me the Julie DiCaro tome outlining what is and is not inappropriate with regard to suing Asian people claiming to be Dr. Ken. I found the section that said I can be Dr. Ken because my wife is Asian.


This is why this place used to be GREAT!!

As that was happening, good dolphin was eating an incredibly loud deli sandwich that made that same librarian give him an evil look. It was uncomfortably crunchy.

gd, seeing how I was being told to leave the room because the librarian thought I would "be more comfortable" being Dr. Ken in a different room, stepped in.

gd - "Dr. Ken - what are you doing here asshole"?(giving a knowing look that he and I both know he means it but the librarian thinks we are friends)

Librarian - "Whatever, sir."

Then gd took my case.

Much to the chagrin of Jason Robards.

Diet Coke.

Damn, I thought Coke Zero.

Coke Zero >>>>>>>>>> Diet Coke

Diet Coke.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Serious note here, Dr. Ken: I hope you're not drinking Diet Coke on a regular basis. I believe the food coloring used in it has been linked to increased cancer rates.

I think it's just nervous energy while he waits for Kofi to pick up two fouls today in the first four minutes of the game.

Dr. Ken’s coke-fueled rants the last week or so have injected some much-needed energy and humor into this cesspool!

He has jokes that he doesn't tell. He sucks. Maybe not sucks but at least a tick below OK.

So angry all the time.

Haven't I always been nice to you?