Who is this guy?

Why do we keep pickin' up these dumbfuck spare parts?

stop it!

I wanna see my homegrown heores play, not these dummies like Ortga and Sogard and horseshit.

Fuck Rafael Ortega

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Fuck also Patrick Wisdom.

Where the hell do we get these dummies?

Buncha AAA spare part castoffs from other teams.

Get 'em outta here, I dont want 'em!!!

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Wisdom is a former Cardinal!! Get ready for Sandy Alantara tomorrow!!

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Darko mult vibe

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I still stand by my statement.

Fuck Patrick Wisdom.

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Wisdom seems like a guy bent on proving he belongs. In the field as well as at the dish, he has been a revelation so far.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Rafael Ortega says fuck you bitch!

Cubs with 3-homer games where the Cubs lost the game:

Ortega
Tuffy Rhodes

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Kingman had at least a couple 3-homer days for the cubs in which they lost the game.

Yeah, one was the 23-22 game.

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Opening day leadoff hitter, Rafael Ortega says fuck you!

Happ hitting cleanup . This may be the first lineup in major league baseball history that has the potential to strike out 27 times in a game.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

i kind of like that lineup. I think they win today and take 2 of 3 to start the season.

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Wait I thought Lil Nicky does not strike out? Otherwise I hear what you are saying.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

cubbies are from +150 to +160 with an over/under of 9 to 9.5. looks like the windy day brought up the number from the opening 7.

from what i've gotten from hendricks the past 2 years or so, the man is a different (better) pitcher at home. it would be hard to play the cubbies - with them up 2-0 in the 6th and ross decides to play musical bullpen; pull hendricks in the 6th, only to lose 4-3.

with hendricks on the mound and the value for the cubs, i'm thinking of taking them for $2.

$2? Sorry you’re poor. Lol.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

$2 means something else

You gamble too much

I’m kidding anyway. I know lots of guys that just make small bets to have a rooting interest. I was playing into my board persona.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

This lineup must be loaded if Heyward is batting 7th!

I'd like it better if Heyward was 8th or 9th
But....agreed....it would be like the Cubs to start the season hot only to settle back to reality mid-May.

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It would be even better if Heyward was DFA.

i think heyward is in line for a big year.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

nice!

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yeah, great movie...was disappointed that the actress that played the french girl, was snubbed by the academy. they ignored her in 1982 (fast times) and then better off dead.

as it turned out, the $2 dollars turned into $310. cubs were +155.

not even thinking about taking the cubs tomorrow...i saw that atlanta lost, will prob play them tomorrow. st. louis is off tomorrow. i'd prefer to play them if they were also close to -70. they'd prob be 2-1 against the pirates.

teams play above their abiilities in their home openers. Those games are too unpredictable to play

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

when there's value, there's value. the cubs are a dodgy team.

but...dodgy teams usually win a bit over 50% of their home games.

playing at home with their best pitcher at home..getting +55 for every hundred, you have to take them.

Rafael Ortega has been terrible for the past two months, yet the past few games that braindead idiot Ross keeps taking Morel out late in games for Ortega. Makes zero fucking sense.



and yeah

Fuck Rafael Ortega!