If he loses the mullet - then how will anybody recognize him?

And if no one recognizes him, how does he get the free gin and tonics?

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Good guys wear balck.

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is balck like a darker black?

I can't believe I waited so long to post this:

How long are the Sox going to wait until they change the seats from green to black, so that it will look like a "blackout" for every game?

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Why not, it worked so well for Georgia.

Uh oh. Dick Stockton. I think Vegas just moved the line 15 cents.

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None more balck.

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I thought it was stupid. But I'll admit the sea of black looks kind of cool.

Ok. I'll check back in the 5th unless I'm mad. I don't want to comment on everything today.

Man, even John Danks might not be enough to overcome THE CURSE OF CHICAGO SPORTS. Jaykay, the Sox are gonna obliterate the Twins. ugh.

Hey geniuses, a sea of black jut makes it look like nobody is there, which is what most Sox games look like anyway.

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Either the gun is inaccurate, or Danks is amped, as he is hitting the mid 90s with every pitch, and that's a completely different velocity than the low 90s.

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God I hate Ron Darling!

Twins are screwed. I can't believe they just got humiliated by Juan Uribe. Welcome to the playoffs White Sox.

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Oops, Orlando Cabrera

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Not much you can do about that, even if you do run over the second baseman. That was kind of a stupid ocmment.
I am actually rooting for the Sox, by the way.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You've got to at least run through the tag and buy the runner a second. If you stop, they throw to first and you see what happens.

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Danks has some good stuff going. The Twins look a little too amped up.

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As big a pud as he was on Baseball Tonight, Harold Reynolds does a good job of setting up his fellow color commentator Ron Darling to do his job and offer expertise regarding pitching. Unfortunately, Darling has no thoughts.

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Hawk would be bitching so much right now.

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If anyone is out there...

Without looking it up, guess how old Ashton Kutcher is without looking it up. I don't know. Call this the AFLAC trivia question. I'm going to say 26.

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29.

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It's lonely in here tonight, Stinkfinger. I figured the CSFMB would be rocking on a Tuesday night, do or die game.

Wikipedia says it's 30.

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I'm drinking.

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Griffey's throw wasn't very good. He was practically playing softball short-center and he two-hopped it there. The only reason they were willing to run was because it was Griffey in center and he has a rag arm (that's also why they tagged to 3rd on a medium depth fly ball)

So am I.

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Dick Stockton needs to hang em up.

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Sotckton and Darling are both awful. Yes, they have charts of the 18 games. They also pay people money to keep track of the other 144. Idiots.

It's not quite "the unconscious mind telling the conscious mind" bullcrap, but it's awfully close.

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Wrong section.

YES!

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Bells Lager is now flowing at the Hoffman compound.

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thome is my homie.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I'm down with that.