Maybe Dave needs to spend less time having rough sex with girls half his age and more time doing almost anything else.

Nonsense! He represents the common man. Let thee who hasn't flown a 20 y/o kinesiology major from Rutgers to Art Basel cast the first stone.

_________________

Somehow that would probably be worse for Barstool.

The best lesson here is keep your receipts and back up everything before deleting it from your phone. Dave would be shit out of luck if he didn't keep all of those texts that verify the stories are full of shit

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Go Pres Go! Yes! Yes! Suck our dicks! Viva!

_________________

Dave can not fail and can only be failed.

Team Barstool has both Darling and Sharpie for their Chicklets Cup team. Versteeg is playing for another team in the tournament. Not a bad showing of Cup winning Hawks in Vegas.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Ogie craves fill from Pres

_________________

Sharpie owning some poor amateur roller hockey goalie while playing for Team Barstool

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

That amateur goalie is going to be talking about robbing Sharpie for the rest of his life.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I'd say having Sharpie as a ringer is unfair, but it looked like other teams had NHL ringers as well

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

The Prez on the side of righteousness as usual:

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

God almighty you too?

_________________

How long before he moves to Ar-Kansas and ruins peoples’ Wordle fun?

_________________
Hawaii (fuck) You

1st world problems can be a real b!tch. Tomorrow's word is GRAND.

How has no one realized that Dan, Leila, Racist LoHo, and Pudkins have been openly mocking barstool for months? A lot of it has been focused in on Kirk Minihane, Dan Katz, and KFC Radio. I would not be surprised if Dan and Racist LoHo are behind a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Only makes sense considering Audacy is in bed with BetMGM and see Barstool Sportsbook as competition.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I was at a luncheon on St. Patrick's Day and overheard a couple of the guys on the way out saying they were going to Barstool Bar to watch games. That's the first time I have ever heard the place referenced outside of this board. The guy I was with, who is a big sports fan had never heard of Barstool, but we are probably outside their key listening demographic

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Some good talk about the 108 Tournament yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IloDbDJNDaI

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Chief is slowly but successfully turning me into a Nottingham Forest fan.

_________________

Big Cat made it official he is moving to the Chicago office. Not really a surprise as it was the worst kept secret of the last 2 years that he'd be doing this and some of the Chicago guys had sort of spilled the beans when talking about their plans to add another floor to their office. That will be good for Chicago content.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Beautiful day in NWA today Ogie.

_________________

I’d be willing to bet that 95% of Chicagoans have no idea what Barstool is. I’m a lifetime Chicagoan & sports fan who listens to sports talk regularly, and I wouldn’t have heard of it if it weren’t for this board.

_________________
“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Weather was great, had to help coach 5 year old T-ball so a lot of good time spent outside.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I feel sports fans under 35 know who they are. It's an age thing with Barstool. Even the Chicago guys all have larger social media followings than anyone in on air at 670.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Will Chicago accept a Massachusetts guy masquerading as a local?

_________________

I mean he lived in Chicago since age 22 with the exception of the last few years. At what point does he get to call himself a Chicagoan?

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

When he gets access to a time machine and is born here.

_________________

I always assumed he was born in Chicago. Is his only connection that he lived in the city for 5-10 years after college?

_________________