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Is there a reason why Gavin Sheets is on this team???

Edit: nevermind for now

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

He reads the board.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Sweet stroke. But can he barrel it up more than once a week?

It certainly would be nice

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I can’t stand hearing people eat and Benetti has decided to sloppily chew nachos into a microphone like he’s doing his best Spiegel impression.

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He does that at least 3x a homestand. I don't notice it much anymore

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

A home run per week? I'd take that. Especially as a part timer.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Two games worth of runs. Thank you heat!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Have a night, Sheets

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Complete clown team.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If you're gonna get Hendricks up twice you may as well bring him in.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Fuck Liam Hendricks.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

4 errors tonight. 26 total.

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I don't want to hear how great this shit bullpen is. I want to punch Stone in his smarmy face.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That's another issue. We know it's a clown team.

The bullpen is junk. And a "closer" that gives up a jack every other appearance is shit.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Surprised we havent seen Bob or Juiced post yet

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Four errors and six runs in the 9th? This fucking team.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

This was supposed to be a laugher. You have a big lead. Bring in Graveman or Ruiz and finish it. Save Hendricks. But no. You have to get experimental with Crash Davis.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Give an MLB team 5 outs and this is what happens.

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You've built a clown team error machine because you like the bats. Your guys are gonna have to pitch over it. 8 runs should be enough to cover those 4 errors. Fuckin' Gopher Ball Dundee.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You could have Mariano Rivera or Trevor Hoffman out there. Two errors in the 9th and they give up runs too.

Cleveland had 3 earned runs tonite.

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Maybe Moncada should be able to pick up a dribbler

No. The bullpen blew that game. It's never been easier to strike guys out but the Sox awesome staff lets guys crack balls in play that the clown team often drops.

This is a second place team at best. Let the next rebuild begin. I'd get Moncada going and start with him.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Maybe he should. But that's the team you have. Your expensive bullpen should be able to pitch over that.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Granted, Hendricks had a 58 ft slider tonight, but it's still no excuse for junior varsity defense.

Clown team bunt. Free out. Double play.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Free outs destroy offense. You have an error machine team because of the bats and then LaRussa nullifies the bats with bunts.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You can talk about errors and the shitty bullpen all you want, but at this point an ill-advised bunt likely lost this game.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I don't know why you are all worked up. It isn't like we don't know what this team is. They have hangnails, the defense sucks, and the manager is Casey Stengel. All previously known.