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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:05 am 
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Re: School Superintendents & school board members

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When you put people with Education degrees in charge of managing organizations with multimillion dollar budgets you are asking for trouble.


:lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:43 am 
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Re: Biden's fuckin' Failures:

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Deep down, if Biden was our dad, none of us would let him drive a car, babysit our kids, or carry any cash or credit cards.



I wouldn't be surprised if some Gypsy roofer was doing a blacktop job on the White House for $200,000.



:lol:

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In response to One Post possibly attending Game 6 of the WS:

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I won't disappear but, and I hate to divulge trade secrets, the key to trolling is to drop your bomb and not respond as the triggered frantically defend. You then add the gasoline once things appear to be dying down.

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:22 am 
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Pregame MNF vs Steelers:
Darkside wrote:
Bears might cover but they won't win.
Extra days to plan are not great for Nagy. Plus, the Bears suck.



Postgame after 29-27 last minute loss:

Darkside wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Bears might cover but they won't win.
Extra days to plan are not great for Nagy. Plus, the Bears suck.


Boop

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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Seacrest wrote:
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Brick wrote:
The person didn't say they haven't gotten the flu for 22 years. They said they haven't been sick for 22 years. As in, nothing. I understand that you like the tweet but are you really going to believe that this "person on twitter" has such a good immune system they have never felt sick even for one day since 1999?



Okay, Literal Rick. I take it to mean they've been extremely healthy with no serious problems for the past 22 years and suddenly they're having multiple issues, just coincidentally after taking a heavily pimped experimental vaccine which utilizes technology that has never been used on a large scale basis.


RNA lasted for two minutes or less in the human body for hundreds of thousands of years.

Let's pump a vaccine in where it will last for weeks.

Nothing possible to see here.

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The streets of Kenosha need Kyle….

Underrated statement from Denis after gun shots occur after Kyle Rittenhouse verdict.

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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In the Orland Park Mayor thread. From 2020:

Pres-Elect FukNuggitt wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What is the difference between Phase 2 and Phase 3?


The presence of warts.

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conns7901 wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Who would work for 40K?


Catholic school teachers.

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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Darkside wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Both are out of their mind that's for sure.

Since the moderators want to continue to push misinformation on this site, here's a link to a more complete video. Watch it for 43 seconds and decide for yourself if it was a conversation that took a light-hearted turn, or if it was "sick and disgusting"

https://www.tmz.com/2021/12/15/joe-bide ... s-vaccine/

Anybody that truly believes the latter might as well drive their car into Lake Michigan tonight.


Dong! DONG! Where is my automobile?


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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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Mr. Reason wrote:
It’s obvious, Caller Bob is a cocksucker who plies his wares at various suburban expressway oases.



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While the Chiefs were losing to Pittsburgh, in the Wild Card game, after a botched wildcat play:

FrankDrebin wrote:
Live look at teams wanting to interview Eric Bieniemy

Image


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Ogie Ogelthorpe asked for thoughts on Russia vs Ukraine:

And then out popped this:

Caller Bob wrote:
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My True The Vote thread:

whistler wrote:
If u want to help ensure election integrity, fair elections, check out:

http://www.truethevote.org

Fight!!!




Harvard Dan wrote:
Ever have sex in a voting booth?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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sinicalypse wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

anyone who grew up with a proper nintendo knows often times a reset or even hard power on/off won't get the job done. you gotta jiggle the cartridge, blow on the motherfucker, and in the rarest of cases grab another cartridge to wedge on top of the one you actually want to play.

currently i reckon the russia/ukraine business is the cartridge wedged on top of the one we actually want to play. idk the status of the one we want to play because, well, i am an anything but renown dumbshit.

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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Every White Sox poster putting one of their players in the HOF even before their first AB or pitch.


Michael Kopech
Garrett Crochet
Andrew Vaughn
Nick Madrigal
Matt Foster


Caller Bob can take it from here......


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KDdidit wrote:
Also big lols that $5,000,000 of the Lakers cap is going to Luol Deng this year.

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Caller Bob wrote:
Adam Corolla looks like Pete Sampras with Down Syndrome.


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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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Somebody gave a shoutout to (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky. And then came this:

Regular Reader wrote:
If I heard correctly the Pittsburgh odds got worse after his signing.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
vitoscotti wrote:


Benetti is barely tolerable at normal volume...when he gets excited it's unlistenable.



Bennetti's call plus jawbreaker's comment are hilarious. Because it's actually quite listenable. It's hilarious.

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After a Cub loss to the Pirates:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
That was so bad that when the Pirates scored their third run I got annoyed and put on the Rangers' radio feed for their game vs the Mariners and decided to fall asleep to that instead.


:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Funniest posts
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This deserves mentioning...

Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
is riley craig male or female>


None of us are biologists. We don't know.

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From "A different approach [to Fields]":

Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
Commonsense approach to playcalling. It will be refreshing if they follow through with this.

https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-b ... in-fields/


Matt Nagy is probably a league wide inside joke


That's why he's a quarterback coach for a team that doesn't need one.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would like to show this post to Patrick Mahomes and see his reaction :lol:

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Re: Population loss

conns7901 wrote:
Everyone is taking Danny B advice and moving.



https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-r ... mates.html




Terry's Peeps wrote:
Imagine how bad it would be without Chicago's booming downtown?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bagels wrote:
billypootons wrote:
Have you ever jerked off to an obit photo?


yes. in the Oak Lawn restaurant bathroom



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Bagels wrote:
i like JB's extra wide podiums

what pant size do you think he wears ?

Something with a 5 handle.

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Re: IL Gov Election


Nardi wrote:
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It’ll be tough to make fat jokes now that the Rs are throwing a guy cosplaying a fatter 90s era Drew Caray on the ballot.

Both of them look like they've had a suit dropped on them from some Dr Suess contraption.

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Re: Pritzker:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Definitely impressive size. It’s rare you see that shape maintain verticality without some type of girder.


Nardi wrote:
It would take a chainfall to get him up from the floor.


This Ends in Antioch wrote:
He definitely has a winch guy on his traveling staff.

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