Gotta be tough to go thru life as a Caller Vaccinated Bob.

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Well, when healthy this year, bumper humper, he's only put up a .733 OPS, hate to break it to you, but that isn't not HOF or even Hall of Very Good, it's the Hall of Decent. The Hall of Decent is located 5 hours south of here, in BumFuck Illinois, where you drove to cut in line for your covid vaccine.

"He has a chance" means the same thing as "a lock" according to genius Bob. I hope he can find a remedial reading course this summer. It would help him out in life quite a bit if he could learn to read and comprehend anything more than what's written on the side of his turnip truck.

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If Robert has a chance I guess the hundreds of other MLB outfielders that have put up similar numbers also have a chance for the HOF. That is going to be one long ass ceremony twenty years from now letting ALL those players in, hey there is a chance! What Covid booster will you be on in 20 years dipshit?

Poor Bob. Not only can he not read, but he's never seen a 24 year old MLB player take off and become a star or an MVP in his mid or late twenties. It must suck to live his life.

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one of those seasons isn't even half way finished. He's on pace for 130 this year

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Ohtani just skull fucking the Sox tonight and they pull him after 5 2/3. Pitch count a little high but you’d think they’d let him finish the inning.

AJ Pollack has a .544 OPS against righties so it’s not like they had anything to worry about.

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And right on cue Ohtani looks like he swung his back out.

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Former Cub Tepera suspended for Sunday's brawl.

How the hell is he pitchin' tonight if he was suspended?

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I like these Angel uniforms. never seen em before. They've used the same fuckin ones since the 70s and I never liked 'em.

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I don't have a lot of hope that they are going to magically turn things around this season AND the rest of the division tanks. All those teams with bad starts seemed to have already made their move to above .500.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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"Change has come to Amerika."- TFG

Nope. They're cooked. 82 wins at best. Probably more like 80-82 or 79-83. Pathetic.

My only hope is that tickets become cheaper and even more plentiful than usual in August and September.

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I don't see this team finishing .500. They are bad.

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Right, thats why I said more likely under .500

Their only hope is that after this Giants series, they have 17 straight games against the AL Central. 13 of those are against the Twins and Indians. If they can somehow go like 10-3 or 9-4 over those 13 games, they'll have a shot. Anything worse and they are officially done.

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I'm sorry you're poor.

Not a question of being poor or rich. Its a question of devoting time and money to something that isn't worth it right now. $15 to sit in the outfield and watch a shitty team? I'm all for that.

$90 to get into the Bud Light Bleachers presented by Sincliar to watch your 100 loss Cubbies get their brains caved in by the Mets? You can have at it, Bob.

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Is that mult Bob? That makes sense.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Bob figured he would creative an unvaccinated mult to regale us all with his wonderful thoughts at double the frequency.

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Don't worry about what Bob figured.

He figures he has a dick, but he needs a road atlas to find it.

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3-7 is not a good start to this stretch.

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