I also have a stray rat terrier named Bumper Humper that nibbles at my ankles here…

I stand corrected. I have a Boxer myself. Kind of a runt at 55-60 lbs.

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You are the most on-brand poster on this site. (And it's a sad, disgusting brand)

I'm not surprised that your dogs have to tie in to your shitty self-image.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

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The resident genius posts the Oasis gif all over the board is calling someone else an ankle biter?

Quite rich. Bob's unintentional comedy can be off the charts good at times. When he tries to be funny, he sucks. When he tries to be Bob, he's hilarious.

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We have a 7-year-old male Yorkie, and he DEFINITELY has the "psycho alpha male" gene. He is starting to chill out now that he is a bit older, but he has a history of being a temperamental little shit. He is a fiercely loyal little thing and if you invade his personal space he can fuck you up if you aren't careful. This year in particular he has calmed WAY down but when anyone comes to our house we always warn people to watch their P's and Q's around him and just let him be, he can be a real asshole.

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Poor Seacrest.

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Picked up the 7-10 split last night.

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Was that your first time for that?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

the building is serving free corn dogs in the lobby today

CORN DOGS...fuck yeah!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Love a good corn dog, the PGA tournament in Memphis used to have the best Pronto Pup stands, could eat 3 right damn now.

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10 More Wins

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intentionally or pure luck?

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Nobody can intentionally pick up the 7-10 with one ball. As a trick shot with two balls, sure.

The only way to convert the 7-10 is to hit one of the pins as hard as you can, and hope it bounces off the side or back wall to take out the other pin. Its pure luck whenever its converted.

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Thank you, Doctor!
kind of like a hole in one?

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You're sort of on par, but there is a trick to it...it's all about the angle. The key is to aim at the pin on the ball return side because there is more bounce if you can get it off that side wall...

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Sure, but ultimately its still luck off the wall. You can't intentionally convert that split like you can a 5-10, or a stand alone 10 pin.


A hole in one can be a great shot that rolls into the cup. It can also be a lucky break on a terrible shot that rolls into the cup.

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Are there any bowling alleys left that let you play "pick up spares"?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yep

Lakeside in Mundelein has a way to set it.

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I got laid last night. Made her vagina bleed a little. I dont know what happened.

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None of that happened

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She was raised by liberal meetoo parents who are terrified of sex and they raised her to be afraid of dildos let alone her own fingers so when your sharpie dick went in there she wasn't ready for it

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Give your dog a couple extra pets for me. Our dog after some some restless nights and a diagnosis of a vertebrae compression started having seizures last night and died in the hospital this morning. He wasn't even 8 years old. Emergency vet suspected he had a brain tumor or a stroke. My wife and kids are devastated. He was easily the best family pet I've ever had. Pretty amazing how a 15 lb mutt from the shelter can become such a beloved member of your family.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

So sorry. It's so sad.

i spent 16 years in the K12 edtech industry and 9 months ago moved to a company to sell case management software to law firms. Last quarter my 2nd quarter selling I was the #1 salesperson and broke the US quarter sales record. We have little presence in IL and in 2 quarters I've doubled our presence.

Sorry to hear DAC. That had to be stressful and a bit traumatizing for the kids and a bit for you as well.

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I had owned a condo with my brother for the last few years in SE Florida that we were renting out via VRBO. It was making decent money and it was fully paid off. However, with the housing market looking like it was hitting it's peak, we just decided to sell it and did so at a nice profit. I'm glad to sell right now with the combination if the real estate market likely peaking and the fact that it's likely condo maintenance fees are about to skyrocket as changes are instituted after last year's surfside collapse.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson