The Bay Area team that gave us Billy Koch and Aussie Billy Koch in town for three likely unwatchable games.

What happens when a movable object meets an easily resistible force? Find out tonight.

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Luis RObert has cold symptoms and cannot play tonight in Charlotte

Hopefully he doesnt have his period soon or we will never see him again

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Shame is that it's a perfect night for baseball

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I’m in the house baby !!! Double Jack and Cokes !Go Sox !!!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Need over 8 runs , Sox to win by 2 and Toronto to win outright for our parlay .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Was supposed to meet ltg at 35th and Lowe . Fucker never showed .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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Pretty nice of Lance Lynn to throw batting practice to the A's tonight

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But they're only 3 games out!

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Timmy seems a little more animated than usual.

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Child support payment is upcoming . Little touchy .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Not having Tim for a few games is not ideal when you’re in a pennant race. This fucking team. May be the dumbest I have seen.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

He really lost his shit there. Not the best look.

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Pennant race?

Pitch was a ball, and he showed a pulse. That's more than I can say for the manager, front office, or several other guys on the roster

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He threw a temper tantrum when a borderline call went against him to make it 0-1, likely earning a suspension in the process.

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It wasn't borderline, it was an obvious ball. He showed a pulse which is more than I can save for the rest of the team and management.

And yeah it was a dumbfuck mistake but this organization allows this type of thing to take place

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It was a strike but one that isn’t usually called. You can’t go ape shit over that call. Somehow the Sox are in the hunt for AL Central. Your leaders cannot do stupid shit like this. I’m sure his teammates would much rather see Leury instead of Tim batting there. Never ending cycle of stupidity.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

The pitch was right on the edge of the box. Definitely borderline.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

They don’t need a fucking pulse. They need him to stay in the goddamn fucking game to have a chance to win.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

Lance Lynn started. They had little chance to win.

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Lynn is Keuchel. Keuchel is Lynn.

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The same thought came to me after the 3rd HR last night.

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Come on man, you know he dodges those payments like the rest of the brothas

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Might as well start playing angry. Nothing else has worked. Change the game.

And that's a ball 95% of the time. I assume Anderson had a problem with this guy earlier. He didn't bump the ump. Guy did an acting job.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

There are people in war zones. The Wekrainians and the Russians are shelling each other. This ump is lucky he’s in a little bubble and only had to deal with TA’s brim gently nudging his forehead.

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Anderson fined and suspended 3 games. He is appealing, so he will play tonight.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

2nd and 3rd nobody out. Sheets, Harrison, and Jackie shit the bed.

This team sucks

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Gavin Sheets runs into a bomb once a month and it’s majestic.

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