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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 3:44 pm 
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he gets good rotation

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Oh lord, he throws like a chick. Arm all bent back, barely gripping the ball. He is the definition of a weenie.
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I've seen Nuns with better mechanics.

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His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...
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His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...


God I love that movie.

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looks more like ba ba booey

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This is Chicago's "Mr Sports" who can't throw a baseball?
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It shouldn't be surprising, given how awful many "first pitches" are, but I don't understand how any adult can throw like that. But you see it, even with non-baseball pro athletes.
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If you know you throw like that, wouldn’t you just decline the opportunity?

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Need to see where he threw it.
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I have to think even Spiegel would look better than that.

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He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

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KDdidit wrote:
Need to see where he threw it.

Does it really matter?

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Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

Is that why he has the elbow dexterity of a Vietnam War POW?

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

Is that why he has the elbow dexterity of a Vietnam War POW?


Probably. He's talked about all of the surgeries.

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Parkins throwing a baseball is like a guy off the street performing surgery.



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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
Need to see where he threw it.

Does it really matter?


As an umpire, yes.
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He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.


I might if he didn't play golf.

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His limp wrist would be better suited to throw Lamar's javelin...

:lol: :lol:

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I thought that was him as a kid. Is that recent?

I hope his wife's father takes control of teaching their son how to play.

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Augie wrote:
Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.


I might if he didn't play golf.

Christ, that's got to be an even worse visual.
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Nas wrote:
He's had an awful back his entire life, I'll give him a pass.

With your understanding of watching Bears QB's, I respect your decision.

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Calling it a Short arm would be generous
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Oy, that’s pretty bad. I’m not sure he ever grew up playing any sports did he? I do give him a bit of grace with the horrible back but Augie makes a good point with the golf. It’s not that far a throw. That’s the kind of toss I expect from someone throwing with their off hand.

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As a guy who can feel a little anxious teeing off on #1 when there is even a gallery of just 5 present (the foursome behind us and the starter), I do give him credit for his willingness to be bad in front of a lot of people.

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As a guy who can feel a little anxious teeing off on #1 when there is even a gallery of just 5 present (the foursome behind us and the starter), I do give him credit for his willingness to be bad in front of a lot of people.

If you listen to his radio show you would know that’s never been a problem for him

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He has no follow through. His hedge fund daddy never played catch with him. Sad
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