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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2022 8:06 am 
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Greatest movies with elves in it.
1) Elf
2) Lord Of The Rings
3) It's a Wonderful Life(I assume Clarence was an elf)

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2022 8:11 am 
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you know very well that Clarence was not an Elf

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good dolphin wrote:
you know very well that Clarence was not an Elf
That's a very Christian-based way to look at him.

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Brick wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you know very well that Clarence was not an Elf
That's a very Christian-based way to look at him.


The elf was on a shelf

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The Polar Express

If you consider Oompa Loompas to be elves, then the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka would qualify.

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The rankings may be updated. It's A Wonderful Life may drop quickly in these rankings as there are already a few movies mentioned that will jump it.

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Rudolph with Hermey the elf would be there, but his name is too problematic.
Fuck Dobby, glad he died.
The Dark Crystal I guess.
There were the evil Elves in Thor 2, but it wasn't very good.


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Happened to be watching LOTR: The Two Towers last night, and the scene just before the assault on Helm's Deep was really exhilarating, with the elves showing up unexpectedly to help with their bows and arrows. And the effects of the wall being blown up still looks and sounds fantastic. Legolas was this close to stopping the torch guy.

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Elves (1989) - Nazis are trying to reclaim the world by breeding an elf with a young girl creating a race of supermen. The only thing standing in their way is a department store Santa played by Grizzly Adams.

The elf in this movie isn't like any other elf I've seen. Its more of a demon so I don't think they really understood what an elf was supposed to be.


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Bright,good movie too bad Will smith is tied to it

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Happened to be watching LOTR: The Two Towers last night, and the scene just before the assault on Helm's Deep was really exhilarating, with the elves showing up unexpectedly to help with their bows and arrows. And the effects of the wall being blown up still looks and sounds fantastic. Legolas was this close to stopping the torch guy.


That was the best adjustment Jackson did from the books was the Helm's Deep battle. The part when Aragon talks Theoden to ride out. I don't care what anyone says that dialoge and Theodins prebattle speech before the walls of Minas Tirith are top 5 all time

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MongoMuller wrote:
Elves (1989) - Nazis are trying to reclaim the world by breeding an elf with a young girl creating a race of supermen. The only thing standing in their way is a department store Santa played by Grizzly Adams.

The elf in this movie isn't like any other elf I've seen. Its more of a demon so I don't think they really understood what an elf was supposed to be.


Featured on BOTW, classic baddie. They also just did “Blood Freak” which I’ve owned for over 20 years.


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Nazis have to be the most versatile subject matter in the history of film

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Featured on BOTW, classic baddie. They also just did “Blood Freak” which I’ve owned for over 20 years.


I think there is a question about the rights because they haven't done a DVD or Blu-Ray release. I haven't watched Best of the Worst (I'm guessing that's BOTW). I'll have to check it out. I listen to a couple bad movie podcasts but most of them are terrible IMO.

The mouth on the kid in Elves... :lol:

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