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 Post subject: Dr. Ken bets horses
PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:25 pm 
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I'm moving it here. I don't like to give whistler unnecessary attention.

Need the 2/5/1 at Saratoga for some amount of money. It's unclear.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm moving it here. I don't like to give whistler unnecessary attention.

Need the 2/5/1 at Saratoga for some amount of money. It's unclear.



Saratoga Harness?

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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What the hell made you bet that place?

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
What the hell made you bet that place?


I'm bored.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Hey, I won something again. Horse betting confounds me.

It's like "hey, take my money and then tell me how much money you will give me back".

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Hey JORR, who do you like in 4 minutes at the Downs in Albuquerque?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hey, I won something again. Horse betting confounds me.

It's like "hey, take my money and then tell me how much money you will give me back".



It's the greatest gambling game there is but they've killed it with high takeout and rebate shops.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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6/4/8/3 in New Mexico on the Superfecta.

$4

It's weird they don't even hint at what you might win.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
6/4/8/3 in New Mexico on the Superfecta.

$4

It's weird they don't even hint at what you might win.



Well, the 6-4 exacta is paying $6 for $1, so that should give you an idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Why don't you try the 5 at Los Alamitos? Four horse field and the favorite is a fucking loser. 2/1 seems like a good price.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Oooh, I think I'm losing now.

This is a sport?

I'm going to try another approach. This Show Business is like no business I know.

But I'll try it.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Why don't you try the 5 at Los Alamitos? Four horse field and the favorite is a fucking loser. 2/1 seems like a good price.


Alright, I took My Spy for $10 at 2-1.

But that's 18 minutes away!!! Who has that kind of time?

That will not cure my current boredom!

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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I like this current bet. One of the horses is named Guinness and I think everybody else scratched.

It's interesting when you get away from the Kentucky Derbys of the world, a lot of these races only have about 5 horses in them.

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WTF, JORR, My Spy just scratched!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
WTF, JORR, My Spy just scratched!


:lol: You saved money!

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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I canceled My Spy. We are going with Galarina at Alamitos in the 5th.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Are you sure My Spy scratched? I still have him in on TWin Spires.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
WTF, JORR, My Spy just scratched!


:lol: You saved money!


He wasn't the favorite. You said don't take the favorie.

It's OK.

I have the #1 horse now. That means he's the best, I assume.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Never mind. There he goes.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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Are you sure My Spy scratched? I still have him in on TWin Spires.


I'm watching live and the guy came on and said My Spy was a scratch.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
WTF, JORR, My Spy just scratched!


:lol: You saved money!


He wasn't the favorite. You said don't take the favorie.

It's OK.

I have the #1 horse now. That means he's the best, I assume.



Okay, the 4 is probably going to have an easy lead, but he likes to find ways to lose. Maybe the 1 can blow right by him.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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This FanDuel Racing website blows - which is interesting because their Sportsbook site is great.

I won $0.30 on that show bet. It begins....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It begins....


Don't worry, Doc. I'm gonna hook you up in the Iroquois, the 9th race at Churchill tomorrow. It's the first race on the Derby trail.

3, Damon's Mound is likely to be the favorite. And 9, Echo Again will be pretty short priced as well. But I think the best horse in the race is the 6, Jace's Road.

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 Post subject: Re: Dr. Ken bets horses
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So, a bet to win? Jace's Road?

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Apparently can't bet Churchill on FanDuel until 1/2023.

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Back to New Mexico. I got something there 8167.

I think that was the amount of my first student loan in August 1989. I paid it off.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Apparently can't bet Churchill on FanDuel until 1/2023.


Really?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Apparently can't bet Churchill on FanDuel until 1/2023.


Really?


I just read they signed a contract last month.

Horse racing sucks. I'm just going to throw 50 on the next favorite I see.

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