We're headed to Indiana for a couple of Place bets.

I assume it's Indiana. Hoosier Park. Who would claim Hoosier-dom if they didn't have to?

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Hey, I won $30 in Hoosier-Land.

I'll try them again.

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Alright, 1/9 in Hoosier land for $500.

Let's go.

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spmack is really letting me down here.

Take a break from Twitter, camps.

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What the hell kind of betting sport is this? I bet to win $500 now it is down to $250.

Is this a mafioso thing? I always assume horse racing was on the up and up. No drugs, no controversy, etc.

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I think I'm moving the odds. They didn't expect a billionaire from Kenilworth to put $10 on an exacta in Indiana.

He must know something.

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This is better than some of Spaulding's drinky threads

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Keep an eye out for bridgejumpers at Chuck Town. You get a minimum 10 cents on the buck in West Virginia so you'll see guys crush the show pools. Occasionally, you can bet $500 to show on the favorite and $25 to show on everyone else and put yourself in a no lose position.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sure.

Let me check my translate app first.

Just won another $7 in the land of sister-kissing.

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Alright, I have a Win/Place/Show on the track of the land of eating field corn as a meal.

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Do we need an intervention here? Little concerned

Probably. I lost more on German basketball today than whatever this betting is.

Cleaned up on Korean baseball, though.

A guy can have a hobby.

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Alright, I put a legit bet on the 5 horse in the 9th at Yonkers.

Enough of this $2 win crap.

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I like that they just announce that somebody is "in the pocket" on the PA.

They don't even try to disguise that jockeys are on the take.

But, it's cool. I won my bet at Yonkers. Made up for a few losses.

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This "sport" sucks.

How can you be the odds-on heavy favorite and finish last? I'm done.

Until about 2am when I wake up. I assume they have horses in Saudi Arabia.

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I will grant that I can see how someone can just take $100 and kill a good chunk of the day placing low stake bets.

That has a certain draw to it.

I don't even know what I'm doing and I haven't even lost half my money yet. It has a certain draw to the immediate gratification of the texting, young people, TikTok crowd that can only focus on things that take less than 3 minutes.

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Much better. This thread is great.

South African turf racing is fun to watch. It’s like watching guys cover ground in WWI to get to the next base camp.

I lost an exacta by “a diminishing short head”. That felt like an exceptionally cruel way for them to describe my failure.

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Hey, turns out I did win that Exacta in Cape Town!

No diminishing short head here!!!

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All this talk of Stud Farms is making me feel a little uncomfortable.

But, also…somewhat curious.

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Why does it take longer for the results to come in officially than it takes for the race itself?

Is Rocco in the booth checking the video from a “particular perspective”?

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SA racing is not as fun as AUS racing but sometimes the payouts are insane.

Wait til you get into quarterhorse racing…quickest way to lose more money.

I’m trying to lose this money. I have college football to bet on.

BUT I CAN’T DO IT!!! I’M TOO GOOD AT THIS!!

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I'm going to start betting on names I like. I'll take Masked Vigilante in the 6th at Durbanville.

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I just bet a quinella in France.

I decided to look up the origin of the word based off "quin" which is actually an Irish orgin that is exactly based on my real surname.

I think I should only bet quinellas from now on.

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Come all without come all within

Dr. Redboard Noisewater

It just feels uncomfortable to hear a German guy announce a race in English.

I feel like he wants to ask for my papers if I am a "vinner".

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Won 15 bucks on a quinella in Farjestad.

I assume that's a real place.

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Alright, going back to the well in Farjestad.

Jonathan Bank A.B. is 7/1. I love Breaking Bad. How can I not throw $3 bucks on that horse?

He opened at 9/1. I continue to move the odds all over the world.

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