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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:50 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I don't think my husband has ever bought me clothes.

No husband should ever buy their wife clothes

What about that creepy underwear they were hawking on the Score for a while?

One of my favorite childhood memories is the year my father bought my mom a garden hose for Christmas. My mom never did any gardening or any work outside the house. No idea what made him think a garden hose was a good gift. The look on my moms face was priceless.

Who on Earth gives somebody a garden hose for Christmas?

Come to think of it, my mom probably would.

She gave me bar soap, sweat socks, and a calculator for Christmas one year.

Momma Midge wasn't fucking around. :lol:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:53 pm

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Just give her cash. $182 is the perfect amount.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:56 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I don't think my husband has ever bought me clothes.

No husband should ever buy their wife clothes

I have done it...it's not easy. that's ok. Usually she asks for stuff that's a layup and I cannot screw it up. I think it was 2 years ago...her Christmas present was a lift kit for her Subaru. :lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:15 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:29 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:31 pm

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Bye her a VEGAS WHITE SOCKS jersie????

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:31 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:01 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

She wasn't there. That was the point.

I was on my own in Vegas and it cost me a $300 pair of jeans that she still says are the best-fitting jeans she ever had and I had 4 days in Vegas.

Again, let me tell you the easiest paths....

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:05 pm

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How much did you spend on the women of Vegas?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:07 pm

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If my husband went into a guess store he'd walk around awkwardly and come out with a pair of stonewash 80s jeans that I could roll at the bottom.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:11 pm

It was double-win. I got more on split-Aces than the clothes cost on one hand.

Triple-win.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:50 pm

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This is starting to sound like you Elizabeth Shue story. Did the mayor give you a key to the city? Or moe green give you the suite?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:56 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

Not to question your expertise on efficiency, but wouldn't it be easier just to give her $300 to have sex with you?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 8:00 pm

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No it would not.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:23 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

Not to question your expertise on efficiency, but wouldn't it be easier just to give her $300 to have sex with you?

Yeah. I wouldn’t like to see how that works out.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:25 pm

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:48 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

Not to question your expertise on efficiency, but wouldn't it be easier just to give her $300 to have sex with you?

He did, he just paid with denim.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:59 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

Not to question your expertise on efficiency, but wouldn't it be easier just to give her $300 to have sex with you?

He did, he just paid with denim.

like in the old eastern block

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:00 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

It's all part of the ritual

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:44 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

You were in Vegas and decided to go clothes shopping for your wife?

For your sake, I hope this is yet another Did. Not. Happen.

Do you ever get laid?

Let me tell you the easiest paths....

Your easiest path to sex with your wife involves having to take her to Vegas and then going clothes shopping for her?

Not to question your expertise on efficiency, but wouldn't it be easier just to give her $300 to have sex with you?

I think you can chalk this one up to "it was the thought that counts".

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Panther pislA

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:13 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

I don't think my husband has ever bought me clothes.

No husband should ever buy their wife clothes

What about that creepy underwear they were hawking on the Score for a while?

Who on Earth gives somebody a garden hose for Christmas?

Come to think of it, my mom probably would.

She gave me bar soap, sweat socks, and a calculator for Christmas one year.

Shows how much you know - I gave your mom a garden hose last night and she loved it!

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Racists white guys waiting for a cab!

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:53 am

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My mother has been comatose for several months.

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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:20 am

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Squeak reading hand - I guess thats why she didn't move around a lot.

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The Hawk

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:37 am

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Some great thoughts for practical Christmas gifts:

1. A gasoline siphoning hose.

2. A locking gas cap.

3. An electrified catalytic converter.

4. A Korean armed with a shotgun at your home and business.

5. Doberman pinchers on yard duty around residence.

6. Customized canes and walking sticks for older people with stiletto tip and beretta handle.

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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:12 am

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North or South Korean?

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