“The minute you waddled in the joint
I could see you were a woman stinking
A real big spender
Not good looking, so rotund
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my behind?

So let me get right to the point
I don't pop my cock for every gal I see
Hey, big spender!
spend a little money ($10) on me

Do you wanna have it in your buns?
How's about a few grammar gaffes?
I can show you a good diner.
Do you wanna weigh a ton, ton ton...?
How's about a few gaffes, gaffes, gaffes...?
I can show you a good diner, good diner.
Buns, Gaffes, Good diner!
What do you say to (how's abouta) lgaffes?
I can give you something (are you ready for some) in your buns?
How would you like a (I can show you a) good diner

Hey big spender!
Hey big spender!”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

im sure they'll take 51 if they can get so manchin can't hold them hostage as easily

They'll always be one or two senators away from doing what they really want to do.

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if you only donated today, they could accomplish everything they need to

Looks like she is back to senor editing today as Deadspin's article about the UVA shooting keeps referring to the UVA team as the "Commodores" instead of Cavaliers, Commodores are Vanderbilt University...I know it's hard to keep the V schools straight.

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Lol, that’s great. She also can’t be bothered to correctly tag her own colleague:

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not to mention, what about the people that voted for Walker? Why are they not "good people"? It pisses me off that these fucking people think and wear on their sleeves that Democrat is synonymous with Good and Republican is Villain.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

The good people of Georgia deserve better than either one of these schmucks.

The People have spoken…and they must be punished.

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yet another day dream manifested in tweet form






oh, thanks for clearing that up. Idiot.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

No, it's usually women i'm telling to STFU

You have to...or they won't stop. Isn't it bad enough I have to deal with 35 minute chair to door goodbyes in social situations, now I have to put up with all that yik yakking and yammering at work too?

Sounds like her coworkers can’t stand her.

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weigh in

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

And “taking up too much space” ???

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shes gotta make sure to cover all the "what would mean people say to me that i think theyre thinking already in this setting" talking points

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

There is this guy I pass by on Lower South Water....and he yells at me...although he's not yelling at me, he's just yelling at Lower South Water...he is crazy and homeless and I really don't listen to word he says, but I always end up looking at him...

It's like a life-like version of this thread

[tweet]https://twitter.com/JulieDiCaro/status/1593012734597206018
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Try to keep up Julie...that story is two weeks old.



Try to keep up Julie...that story is FOUR YEARS old.

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She's adorable.

With her "I'm gonna get this Musk guy" attitude.

This bitch will end up paying the 10 bucks a month to him for her blue check mark in the end.

She loves twitter more than her husband and kids.

As you guys have said, she'll do the "I'm gonna quit twitter" thing every few months or so. But she always comes back.

I'm just curious as to what age is she gonna stop saying "Why are people mean to me on twitter? Stop it!!! It's only because I'm a women that you hate me" Seriously, is she gonna be 90 years old and still saying it? I think yes.

I'm no Charles Atlas myself...but she ain't making it to 90.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

so thats why she gave on being a lawyer. sports talk radio looked easy. whoda thunk?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

"with no mistakes "

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Is that a run on sentence?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Senior Editor

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How do you get an exclusive quote at a press conference?

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When has she ever written copy covering a press conference - way back in that Internet Webio or whatever it was? The Score doesn't need copy they air them live or had Schuster or Grote on to recap. The only thing she had to do was take all morning to write about the scores from the night before - and then read that same exact copy over and over and over all day.

But also yes, what she described in writing a press conference recap in 15 minutes sounds incredibly easy.

i used to write for a sports website some years back and was able to bang out a 1000+ word article or game recap in 30 minutes if needed. It helps when you know what youre talking about.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Links?

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