How many Twitter employees do you think were working 40 hours per week pre Elon ?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I want to see you run this place like a business

Fire their asses

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

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I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.

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How many take all day to get there then drop their kid at corporate day care. Of course mid day they take the two hour fitness event/bike ride before cutting out at 6 to get kid home for cookies and milk. They will though look at a few emails while watching LGTBQ-tv though.

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My guess is most of them. Most people at tech companies work a lot of hours.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

lots of assumptions in that last sentence

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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I mean, I'm not in a position to talk, but neither are you and badrogue about wasting time during normal business hours.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well, this has been informative.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

we need to protect Twitter at all costs
whatever needs to be done
bring the Feds in

Best Poster:

1. Trump

Worst Poster In History of Posting:

1. Elon

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Elon “owning the libs” has convinced MANY he magically has infallible business skills. [Goff]They’re the same guys[/Goff] who were making fun Teslas killing people and bursting into flames as well as Hyperloop, but now being openly hostile to his employees, I mean aggressively streamlining the process of whatever management speak they call it, it’s cool because he’s going to “save” Twitter.

very low energy

Twitter is one of those inverted firms where they don't really sell you anything - they just take a look at what you're doing on the site and figured out how to monetize. Sometimes posts here read as if the engineers and employees are actually the ones generating content.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

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Don't take it personally.

PRIVATE BUSINESS!

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Don't take it personally.

that evil employer trying to demand the hours, location and subject matter of work for the company

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Really has to suck these fired "tech" guys arent around to re-suspend those big meanies like < checks notes> Jordan Peterson and The Babylon Bee. Hopefully theyre fully vaxxed and can catch on somewhere else.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

they look like the type of employees who always knew what not to say to squeeze another 6 figure paycheck they couldnt get anywhere else.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I don’t get the celebration of mass layoffs in any industry. People seem to think there’s some type of petard hoisting of the ‘learn-to-code’ crowd, but even then, it feels a little distasteful to want them out of work.

Ignore for a moment the absurd benefits like free lunches on top of large salaries…on a pure human-level, how are these guys supposed to go home tonight and look their wives’ boyfriends in the eye?

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Bernsie said this morning he started up a backup Instagram persona just in case.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Can’t even cheer for maximizing shareholder value since Elon owns it.

Owning the libs trumps being a somewhat decent person.

They'll have about 3 months to figure out their next move. I imagine MANY have already been looking. Being a computer engineer doesn't seem like an industry where finding work will be difficult. I'm sure BRick knows.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

Some seem the believe that Musk's hard line benefits the company by weeding out the guys who weren't willing to work hard. The more likely result is that many who chose to stay did so because they were afraid they couldn't find work elsewhere. Those who are highly skilled don't have that concern.

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

A lot will probably use it to get out of the area. Lots of tech jobs moving out of the area.

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In a highly competitive industry, I can't understand how any employer would want someone who doesn't have viable options.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

The same way they always do, from a tiny corner of the bed affectionately known as "Kuck's Corner"

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would be really baller if Musk now gave those who stayed double the amount of the severance as a christmas bonus

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

unless they have a job offer in hand, everyone has self doubt, except for the ignorant or egotists.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Would you hire an engineer who didn't have confidence?

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

I've seen some of the videos of those who proudly left, they exude confidence and body odor

but CTA is hiring, so they're covered

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.