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 Post subject: St. Nicholas
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happy st. nick's day. I hope you found something nice in your shoes

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happy st. nick's day. I hope you found something nice in your shoes


We get drunk and loot today?

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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You damn Catholics and Lutherans always screwing everything up.

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what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


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Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


one is going to heaven

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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good dolphin wrote:
Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


one is going to heaven


well that isn't similar then


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Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


No not similar.

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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good dolphin wrote:
Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


one is going to heaven

So you dont think Catholics are going to heaven?

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i dont think Lutherans believe in heaven and hell

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
i dont think Lutherans believe in heaven and hell

They absolutely do believe in heaven and hell.

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i dont think Lutherans believe in heaven and hell

They absolutely do believe in heaven and hell.



Oh, really? Cool.

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good dolphin wrote:
happy st. nick's day. I hope you found something nice in your shoes


We get drunk and loot today?


Isn't that every day in Chicago? Get drunk, loot, and carjack?


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Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ? like it's pretty similar right


Lutheran churches are autonomous and get their dogma from scripture, where Catholics have a hierarchy & the pope. That informs much of what the 2 churches believe about things like sacraments, forgiveness, saints, clergy, etc and make them pretty different from one another.


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Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ?


A Priest, and a little boy.


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Caller Bob wrote:
Bagels wrote:
what's the difference between Lutheran and Catholic ?


A Priest, and a little boy.

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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a quick study of religion tells me that Lutherans believe that faith in Jesus is enough to enter Heaven, whereas Catholics believe in the rituals, good vs bad deeds and atonement for such and forgiveness in order to be considered worthy of heaven.

and the catholic church also covers up the rape of children

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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so Lutherans are better ?


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Bagels wrote:
so Lutherans are better ?


It's like when you go to the store and there are Kellogg's brand cereals on the top shelf and then those oddly named similar brands on the bottom shelf. Lutherans, Anglicans, various Orthodox are the bottom shelf. Then you have the religions created in the US, like Pentecostals, etc. Those are like shopping at Aldi. Finally you get to the Mormons, Scientologists and storefront churches, which are like buying recently past due boxes from a corner store.

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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How do the different synods play in to this? Like the Missouri Synod? You don't hear good things about that one.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
a quick study of religion tells me that Lutherans believe that faith in Jesus is enough to enter Heaven, whereas Catholics believe in the rituals, good vs bad deeds and atonement for such and forgiveness in order to be considered worthy of heaven.

and the catholic church also covers up the rape of children



Papists don't read the Bible. That's why they believe good works can get them into heaven.

John 3:16

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 Post subject: Re: St. Nicholas
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The thing that kills me about the Johnny-come-latelys is when they refer to a saint as St. Luke or St. Etc. Look, bitches, we got a process for that, and you ain't involved. Go splay rabbit entrails over your lawn and read them for omens or whatever you do.

Among white folx, Catholics would have a better football team.

In all seriousness, the idea of faith over works is bonkers. Actually, that's something I really think is rational. Having a "close personal relationship with God" is a weird concept, unless you are talking about meditating. I'm an agnostic, though.

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The thing that kills me about the Johnny-come-latelys is when they refer to a saint as St. Luke or St. Etc. Look, bitches, we got a process for that, and you ain't involved. Go splay rabbit entrails over your lawn and read them for omens or whatever you do.

Among white folx, Catholics would have a better football team.

In all seriousness, the idea of faith over works is bonkers. Actually, that's something I really think is rational. Having a "close personal relationship with God" is a weird concept, unless you are talking about meditating. I'm an agnostic, though.

There's really only two choices, God or The Programmer. Unless you want to fall for the snake oil of the something from nothing Quantum fields or the"infinite" multiverses.


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The thing that kills me about the Johnny-come-latelys is when they refer to a saint as St. Luke or St. Etc. Look, bitches, we got a process for that, and you ain't involved. Go splay rabbit entrails over your lawn and read them for omens or whatever you do.

Among white folx, Catholics would have a better football team.

In all seriousness, the idea of faith over works is bonkers. Actually, that's something I really think is rational. Having a "close personal relationship with God" is a weird concept, unless you are talking about meditating. I'm an agnostic, though.



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Johnny-come-latelys. My men of the cloth were slaughtering Muslims four hundred years before the Society of Jesus existed. (Actually, they were hermits.)



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Completely fair.

I grew up through public schools, went to a Catholic university while my brother went to a Jesuit university. He acted like our schools were the same…they were not the same.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
a quick study of religion tells me that Lutherans believe that faith in Jesus is enough to enter Heaven, whereas Catholics believe in the rituals, good vs bad deeds and atonement for such and forgiveness in order to be considered worthy of heaven.

and the catholic church also covers up the rape of children



Papists don't read the Bible. That's why they believe good works can get them into heaven.

John 3:16


Faith alone? No

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Well...


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
a quick study of religion tells me that Lutherans believe that faith in Jesus is enough to enter Heaven, whereas Catholics believe in the rituals, good vs bad deeds and atonement for such and forgiveness in order to be considered worthy of heaven.

and the catholic church also covers up the rape of children



Papists don't read the Bible. That's why they believe good works can get them into heaven.

John 3:16


Faith alone? No

With faith comes responsibilities. It's not really faith if those responsibilities aren't accepted.


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