Out as CEO of Twitter

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Nah..he's just fucking with these goofy lefties

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Yeah, he’s been owning the libtards so hard it hurts. It’s unfair really. They’ll never recover from this.

Libtards don't mind. They don't even care about the FBI and DHS running social media.

its a software and server company. so he will step down from the punching bag position, still make all the rules, and have someone to point fingers at when the company files bankruptcy.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Advertisers don't want the FBI breathing down their neck.

Once Musk and DeathSantis are destroyed, it'll be clear sailing. Look at how McConnell plays ball. He must be extremely compromised. Got to figure McCarthy is Controlled Opposition.

How else do you explain "The Nothingburger" that is the Deep State control of social media? How do you explain "journalism"? Matt Taibbi is now a right wing conspiracist.

I was told that is just a conspiracy and wanting to be a victim .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Based god Elon = infinity pwnage points

Cucked libtards = zero pwnage points

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Let a misogynist (alleged!) sex-trafficker back on Twitter where he got dunked on by Greta Thuneberg. He was so not mad he gave away his location to reply to her and got arrested by Romanian authorities.



Other not mad people were sure to stick up for the sex trafficker and certainly didn't make themselves look dumb.



This twitter rando is surely as reliable reporter as anybody else because I want to believe them so I think we've got another pizzagate coming up.



So in conclusion Elon buying Twitter is a land of contrasts.

The Woke Mob claims another an hero

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My takeaway is that Greta’s email is smalldickenergy.

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TEiA + Matt Walsh = Match!

Greta went all Shooter McGavin, “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast,” and people still want to simp for her. Sad!!

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Kanye West: You eat pieces of shit?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

People do be simping. And white knigting. And do be being woke.

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I believe it’s spelled knitting - white knitting.

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Must be that Woke Mind virus effecting my spelling and grammer.

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Some more people did some more things on Twitter.

In a perfect world, I wouldn't know who any of these people are. I'm not even sure why I know the name Andrew Tate. I can say with complete confidence that Jerry's Pizza sucks and looks like it is served in a Domino's box

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Remember how I said Twitter was terrible for society? That Greta tweet is a great example. Everyone in it and everyone who read it is terrible.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

yea i find that weird too. whatever company makes those boxes must sell to dominos. i thought they designed in house. because if they did, they wouldnt be letting other companies brand their special boxes. weird. why didnt i think of that. wait its a box nobody fucking cares. they probably pay pennies on the dollar and thats why jerrys gets the same box for likely a couple pennies more.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

PR stunt by Jerry's Pizza to globalize their brand.

wont happen name sounds like a subway pedophile

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Elon = infinity
Woke Mind Virus NPCs = zero

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Elon: "fuck off nerd, I don't actually give a shit anymore"

I thought he was stepping down?

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It's not possible for him to step down from a position where he's irreplaceable

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Owning the conservs? Who could have predicted this...

I guess cutting 80% of your workforce just because you think you can is not always a good idea.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Twitter before Elon - fine

Twitter with Elon as CEO - fine

Twitter after Elon steps down from CEO - burns to ground.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.