Corona and M&Ms still use the same Christmas commercial from back in the day and have never had to change them because theyre so classic -

Corona palm tree lights with the whistling and M&Ms HE EXISTS! THEY DO EXIST! perfection

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

hershey kiss bells might be older than me

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

that one too!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Joe Swanson is in a locker room...drinking wine? What is that? "Barefoot Wine" sounds like something that would arrive in a cardboard box. You would drink it to wash down that aerosol cheese. I don't get that one.

ATT’s “straightforward pricing” ad, where the two guys admit their love of ice dancing, is nauseating.

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Don’t even bother with making a commercial if it’s obvious the people in the commercials aren’t even in the same place. State Farm, the Mannings, the one with Lebron and the ATT chick for starters.

I’m sick of the hatchet faced woman on the ever present Verizon commercials

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

They’ve been running that damn Einstein ad since the holidays. There was a period where both that and the Scrooge ad was running. It was like an insanity test.

there's a Babel commercial with this clearly in-her-thirties woman entering a Mexican cantina and she stumbles to say..."i would like something to eat". and this little Mexican girl comes over and says..."How did you learn to speak Spanish"?

you mean, how did she walk into a restaurant and vaguely make a statement about "having something to eat"? man sign me up if that's all it takes to impress the locals.

Everything about that commercial seems out of touch.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I have become convinced that the jingle in the Kars for Kids commercials isn't actually being sung by children, but rather by an adult whose voice is then sped up to sound like a child.

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Don't take it personally.

For the love of everything holy, do not play it backwards

Once I saw who was voicing Bart Simpson 35 years ago I lost all those illusions.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

when a seasonal commercial is sent out every year to be aired, that is a new copy of data sent over the internet therefore those commercials are not older than you

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

The Amazon commercial with the three old ladies sledding…

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Bud light should make a commercial with 3 creepy old men hitting on 20 somethings in a bar. It would completely reverse all of the damage the tranny did.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Yup, the new Bud Light commercial featuring a white dude wearing a flag shirt riding on a Clydesdale to the wet T-shirt contest is a bit of an overcorrection.

Think we've kind done this before, but here it goes.

Taco Bell spots with meth boy, Jersey Mikes and Jimmy Johns spots with the short hairy guy and the overly tall boring comedian, all make me not want to consume the product.

The fat girl dancing around celebrating her improved A1C.

The old Karen yelling "it's not gonna fit" at random people.

Any and all spots with Travis Kelcie and Snoop, two guys that are way overexposed.

Non-Andy Reid State Farm ads.