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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 4:15 pm 
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Is Peak Sanborn the same as Jim Morrissey?


Chet, even you would average 10 tackles a game behind the late 1980's Bears defensive line, Singletary should send Hampton and McMichael a check every week for making him look so good.

It all really get to guys making business decisions, if you're a 6' 215 pound guy like Roquan whose game is built on speed there is absolutely no way you are going to take on an OG or TE in the hole when your team is 4-9 and going nowhere, why would you risk getting hurt, you have seen the same thing out of Eddie Jackson for the past several seasons. Plus, Roquan was supposedly out partying all the time and had very little interest in the playbook or watching tape, so he wouldn't recognize play keys or realize which gap he had anyway, so he was basically out there freelancing like Hicks, Jackson, Quinn, and Mack, hunting down stats, but taking plays off. The vaunted "Bears Experts", will never even notice this, but you got it out of Olin a few times last year, it happens at every level of football, you can see when players throttle it down and semi quit on a season, not quit on the coach necessarily, but why kill yourself when your team isn't going anywhere?

However, a guy like Sanborn has to prove himself, so he is going all out and playing physical football. The league, well maybe other than Captain Grab Ass Matt Nagy, is ruthless about identifying player weaknesses and exploiting them, you should see Mr. Sanborn being tasked with trying to cover speedy RB's and TE's soon.


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Roquan is much bigger than 215


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Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

And he looked every bit of that on TV

Aren't you supposed to be a male nurse Claw? If I was in the hospital I sure wouldn't let you pound on my back and tug on my pee pee


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:09 pm 
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Caller Bob wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

And he looked every bit of that on TV

Aren't you supposed to be a male nurse Claw? If I was in the hospital I sure wouldn't let you pound on my back and tug on my pee pee


I was at the hospital the other day and the ratio of cute to smoking hot nurses to below average is off the charts. It's like nursing school requires a woman being no less than a 7 in order to be admitted.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2022 5:11 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

And he looked every bit of that on TV

Aren't you supposed to be a male nurse Claw? If I was in the hospital I sure wouldn't let you pound on my back and tug on my pee pee


I was at the hospital the other day and the ratio of cute to smoking hot nurses to below average is off the charts. It's like nursing school requires a woman being no less than a 7 in order to be admitted.


It's weird because hospital nurses are typically very attractive, but nurses working at private practices tend to be rather ghastly in appearance, at least in my experience.

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Tall Midget wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

And he looked every bit of that on TV

Aren't you supposed to be a male nurse Claw? If I was in the hospital I sure wouldn't let you pound on my back and tug on my pee pee


I was at the hospital the other day and the ratio of cute to smoking hot nurses to below average is off the charts. It's like nursing school requires a woman being no less than a 7 in order to be admitted.


It's weird because hospital nurses are typically very attractive, but nurses working at private practices tend to be rather ghastly in appearance, at least in my experience.


I swear women have colluded to have the very hottest nurses working the maternity ward just to cruelly remind the new fathers what is now unavailable, like Borat's caged brother Milosz

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:17 am 
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Caller Bob wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.

And he looked every bit of that on TV

Aren't you supposed to be a male nurse Claw? If I was in the hospital I sure wouldn't let you pound on my back and tug on my pee pee


From reading your "thoughts" here I would guess my staff would come and find me to insert your catheter, they do that when they have insufferable male patients, but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it, they tend to get nervous and forget to put any lubricant on the catheter tube unless someone reminds them, nobody would remind them in your case.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2022 9:31 am 
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Tall Midget wrote:
Looked like his playing weight was about 245-250 with the Bears this season.


He came out of Georgia at 225 lbs, of course that is when he was pumped up for the combine measurables.

Pat Mannelly said he looked like he put on 10-15 pounds of fat this season, so when he is in playing shape he's likely 215-220, he skipped the bench at the combine, said he could maybe do 12 reps at 225, even I can do that at my advanced age, so in essence he is an undersized speed guy that lacks NFL strength, kind of a SS playing LB.


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but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it,

No Asians, please.


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but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it,

No Asians, please.

Why are asian nurses so heartless?


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By the looks of things, he is going to have to do this elsewhere.

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The Bears only signed 2 linebackers. There's still room for him.

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Nardi wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it,

No Asians, please.

Why are asian nurses so heartless?

Because every male patient wants a blowjob from them.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it,

No Asians, please.

Why are asian nurses so heartless?

Because every male patient wants a blowjob from them.

Not so. A handjob is plenty.


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Hawg Ass wrote:
By the looks of things, he is going to have to do this elsewhere.


The catheter thing? God, I hope so.


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Nardi wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
but I would find one of the orientee RN's to do it,

No Asians, please.

Why are asian nurses so heartless?



Because asian men have little peckers?

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