No you won't.

Yeah, with no tents or tables. I wouldn't call that tailgating. I'd call it standing in a parking lot.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

They took away tailgating so they could sell it to you:

https://www.mlb.com/whitesox/tickets/gr ... d-tailgate

This is the worst organization in sports. I honestly may start rooting for the Tigers.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Yeah, with no tents or tables. I wouldn't call that tailgating. I'd call it standing in a parking lot.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Use the tailgate.

I've had MANY beers and dogs pregame in those lots.

I've had MANY beers and dogs pregame in those lots.

Jorr says I've never tailgated at a Sox game

The Do's and Don'ts of Tailgating
Tailgating is allowed in all parking lots
Please note: tents and table set ups will not be permitted unless they are in the reserved tailgating area located in Lot E.
Small grills only (no commercial or restaurant grade grills)
All charcoal must be dumped in the coal bins provided. Coal bins are located throughout the parking lots.
Party set-ups and grills that exceed the one designated parking space are prohibited. Items cannot obstruct or block lanes and emergency routes.
Tailgate set-ups cannot block vehicles entering or exiting the parking lots; set-ups in violation will be removed.
Kegs are not permitted on Chicago White Sox property, in the parking lots or in the adjacent areas.
All tailgate activities must be conducted in strict accordance with the law. Underage drinking is prohibited.
Trash cans are provided throughout the parking lots.
Free standing speakers, live bands, DJs, or excessively loud music are not permitted.
Please note there is no tailgating permitted following the conclusion of the game. All parking lots close approximately one hour after the game.
All tailgating ends at the start of the game.
Vehicles parked unlawfully will be towed immediately.
No selling or soliciting is allowed on Chicago White Sox property.
Vehicles with advertising or signage are prohibited.
Please keep our neighborhood neat and respect your neighbors and ours.
If you want to reserve a larger, private tailgate space, check out our Reserved Tailgate section!

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I organized the family game every year before Covid. It's kind of lame that I'd need to pay $100 for a table. We always had tables--and needed them--and I always brought a tent in case it rained.

I do feel like this is just another way to gouge Sox fans.

Who's gonna tell you to take down your tables, though? The CPD?

I organized the family game every year before Covid. It's kind of lame that I'd need to pay $100 for a table. We always had tables--and needed them--and I always brought a tent in case it rained.

I do feel like this is just another way to gouge Sox fans.

Who's gonna tell you to take down your tables, though? The CPD?

Are you looking for a prize?



So you consider standing around an asphalt lot with a beer to be "tailgating." I'm not sure why you're defending the shitty behavior of this crap organization. The taxpayers fund the ballpark so Jerry can charge you to set up a table.



This would be like your wife telling you:

Sex is allowed.
No kissing.
No blowjobs.
No penetration.
No beds.
If you want to cum, check out our stable of Clean Prostitutes!

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

$100 isn't that unreasonable since you get the space you once had, plus another 10 x 10. And the lot opens up earlier. There's some bang for your buck. It's the incentive to do that is what's pretty grimey.

I like black prostitutes from the 70's

More disgusted by the punishment if you don't pay.

What's the punishment?

I like black prostitutes from the 70's

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Seems like the only thing changing is that tables aren't allowed anymore. Most times I've tailgates at comiskey we didn't have a table anyway. We used my... tailgate.

Seems like the only thing changing is that tables aren't allowed anymore. Most times I've tailgates at comiskey we didn't have a table anyway. We used my... tailgate.

What's going to happen if you bring your own tent and table?

Awesome. Who needs a table or a tent anyway? And if you do you can just pay $100-500 to the guy who gets free rent and improvements on your tax dollars. It's great being a Sox fan!

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

What's the punishment?

Are you looking for a prize?



So you consider standing around an asphalt lot with a beer to be "tailgating." I'm not sure why you're defending the shitty behavior of this crap organization. The taxpayers fund the ballpark so Jerry can charge you to set up a table.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Now some good news for the real fans:


Also hearing word that Colas made the team and figures to be the primary RF

Why are you such an old ass man all the sudden? Christ man. Fucking put a smile on that fuckin pus of yours for God's sake. You wanna die angry?

Why are you defending the indefensible? Christ, man.

And I'm not angry. I'm just pointing out what a terrible organization the team I've rooted for my entire life is. So I'll probably go to five games this year instead of 25. One year I went to 50. That's their choice not mine.

The tailgating doesn't even effect me directly. But it's just another slap in the face to the fans like losing on purpose for five years and then making "big signings" like Clevinger and Benintendi. Or taking my money up front in January and then selling a seat two rows in front of me for less on game day and including two beers.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

All that.


But you're not angry.

Dude let's go get a scotch and have a chat. I'm off this week.