You are all going to die of cancer from these fake sugar drinks

Addidas is quaking in their shoes at this prospect Im sure .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Hello, I'm July Dicaro. I wrote a book. I demand answers.

Just order the Jules size and it will fit any high school aged male.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

"Why doesn't your women's apparel come in men's sizes? WHAT ABOUT MEN?!?" was not the feminist battle cry I was expecting.

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These are your people, man. Your team created this monster.

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Are we saying there are biological differences between men and women now?

July Edgar Hoover

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I just emailed Trojan to ask why they don’t make condoms in women’s sizes.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I hope they respond that they ribbed them for women.

Isn’t that your size?

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Fixed for over 20 years. I do not wear rubbers.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The joke is that you have a small penis

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Are mom jokes next?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Your mom loves those

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Just amazed at this issues in life that she finds important. She has somewhat of a voice but doesn't really do anything with it. As far as important things.

I mean, her voice is basically, "Don't pick on girls". Which is fine. But she doesn't do anything to help women that need it.

"Women's apparel" is a microaggression. We won't be satisfied until everyone is wearing a Mao suit.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I just realized another reason why it's so problematic not to have women's soccer apparel in "men's sizes." choo-choo!

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If you want to win it helps to have a "woman" with a maintained cock on your team.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I wasn't thinking that far ahead, more just that histrionic shut-ins would want to buy women's soccer jerseys to prove to themselves and others that they're women, rectangular body notwithstanding.

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I don't respect maintained cocks. If you're gonna be a woman, show some commitment.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

From Julie's Deadspin column today:



So 17% of women -- or around 28 million American women -- will be strangulated to near-death?

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If you count every "choke me, daddy, no, too hard," you might get there

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wasn't there supposed to be some app to verify consent ? We need that now more than ever. Some congress person get behind it.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

From the same column:



convinced of their own infallibility and victimization...look in the mirror!

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Trevor Bauer has nothing better to do lately.

There's 1495 pages filled with exactly these kind of comments from her. It still amazes me this isn't a bit.