1 hit 0 R over 5 innings, you fucking genius

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He’s going to need more than Hentai porn to get off tonight so let’s cut CB a break.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Anti-Semitic joke by Benetti. Cancel immediately!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Back to back doubles

Keep posting in this section, Bob

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Three doubles!

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What is number of Bob’s chins?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I think its Bob's IQ

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It’s….ouch

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Classy. Another value meal and he'll be in Pritzker's weight class

Bases juiced. Will Bob get juiced? $52 says no.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Even money he hits a granny.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Miss LaRussa yet?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It’s like CB just got laid.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Great defense by that prized acquisition Bentendi! Mineaswell put Eloy out there!

I thought it was weird when he missed that one earlier in the inning….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

He's the White Heyward!

I guess it will be a roller coaster with this bullpen. Without Hendricks it will most likely be a lot more bad than good.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

This bullpen sucks again.

I’m excited for Crochet to come back so that they’ll have three lefties who blow.

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I would like them to just ship any fucking reliever that walk a batter down to the minors. Just have a god damn turnstile of relievers until they can figure out how to throw strikes. I’ve seen enough of the nibbling or just pieces of shit that can’t throw strikes. Give me some one that throws 80 in the zone instead of this 100 with break that can’t find the fucking zone.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

I dont have Big hopes for this team or this bullpen, but the astros are really good. 2-2 would be perfectly fine.

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Benitendi lost the game for them. His not hustling on that little dink fly ball before the three run homerun lost the ball game for them. Fuck
Reinsdork and the other owners of this team.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

You guys sound like a bunch of bitches after two games against defending WS champions. We are 1-1 lol.

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Elections have consequences.

I told you he sucks, Hawk A Roo

He is helpless against high strike zone hard stuff. Watch his swing and see how he is constantly below the ball. He needs to talk to Eloy who has learned how to elevate his hands and take high heat to the opposite field.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Super bullpen is 2-2 in allowing runs.

That might be a problem.

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The back end of the bull-pen has been bad for a long time. typical cheap ass Reiny. Ridiculous.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

You might be right. He sure was shitty on that play.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Giolito still stinks.

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Bullpen is garbage. Have too many guys who can't throw hard.