The Bandit’s all-time favorite Cub player is Kevin Orie.

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You know me like that.

That's true. He did stick around for a bit and wasn't quite as much of a 'scrub' as some of these guys.

At this point, we can add Almora to the list.
Josh Fields

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I was getting concerned. He was a better looking man than I.

She also had Chris Zorich frequently hitting on her at the time. I convinced her that he couldn’t play linebacker.

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You know me like that.

How could anyone forget Brooks Kieschnick?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

6'4" with a big strong chest.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Well.. he at least had an odd pitching career. He's noJosh Vitters or Brett Jackson.. God there is a a world of suck on first round picks.

Maybe Cubs fans could stop being so annoying and Frank wouldn't have to post in here so much.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Shoutout to Frank. I couldn't imagine posting 18,000 times about baseball.

I would've thought I at least had 500 Sox posts over the years though

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Good time to revisit this with an update.


Posts by Section over the last 12 months:

White Sox
badrogue17 197
Caller Bob 327
good dolphin 299
Frank Coztansa 1118
This Ends in Antioch 469
Nardi 621

Cubs
badrogue17 54
Caller Bob 213
good dolphin 58
Frank Coztansa 88
This Ends in Antioch 36
Nardi 51

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dude wtf is this? isn't this like that data science thing that's in hot demand right now? you can make like a salary of $500K a year. Why you wasting your time doing the data science stuff on this shit forum. Go out there , get a job doing it and make some serious money.

The posting data also says you are a complete dipshit.

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What about his mult?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Hockey Gay?

HawaiiYou

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Im fine thanks

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Gary Scott is definitely the most bitterly disappointed I’ve been in a Cubs prospect. I learned then that relying on prospects is a recipe for disaster.

Uh Corey Patterson, the five tool guy…

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Not even close. Patterson occasionally contributed. Gary Scott was a stiff from day one.

Glad I didn’t offer Mark Prior….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Mark prior completely lived up to the hype when he came up. Injuries killed his career. Mark prior the prospect delivered when he came up to the bigs. Gary Scott was a bum after being pushed as the next great thing at 3b. I don’t think he ever lasted until May before being sent down.

How about Kevin the Oreo?

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He was bad. I actually respect the shit out of him after I recently watched a documentary on Kerry woods 20k game and he agreed to appear on camera to talk about the infield hit he let get through. Kerry vehemently defended Orie calling it a hit all the way, but Orie conceded maybe he should have gotten dirty to make that one.

Tore it up in spring training two years in a row and then absolutely sucked during the first month of those two years. Yeah, not sure he made it to May 1st. Plenty of other disappointments over the years (Dave Keltong) that never even really sniffed the big leagues or flamed out quickly but man.. That Gary Scott was something.

Posts by Section since Opening Day:

White Sox, who can't hit their way out of a paper bag and have one of the worst records in baseball
badrogue17 39
Caller Bob 81

Cubs, who are winning games at a .590 clip thus far
badrogue17 23
Caller Bob 76



Wow, what absolutely worthless fucking losers.

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Go away

If you mean Caller Cuck and Vaccine Frank, I agree.

Posts by Section since this quote was made a little over 24 hours ago;

White Sox
Caller Bob 9

Cubs
Caller Bob 0

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Its now 34-2, like a Packers Bears score

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Seems that Bob is posting more than ever about the White Sox by talking about them in the Cubs section.


Posts by Section since Opening Day:

White Sox
Frank Coztansa 422
badrogue17 82
Caller Bob 161

Cubs
Frank Coztansa 63
badrogue17 36
Caller Bob 172*

*Of these, 36 have the word "Sox" included
Tra La, Tra La

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