He wants that big black cock

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Minor League deal to the Dodgers.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Given that the Dodgers were down to playing Trace Thompson in September and are probably going to have to use Chris Taylor more in the infield, that's not the worst move for either side as long as he's a 4th/5th OF who mostly plays in some getaway day games after night games and gets reps as a defensive replacement here and there.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

But he isn't a replacement level player on defense anymore either. He's shot. End of story.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

Then he'll be released at the end of Spring Training, or he'll accept a deal to go to AAA for three weeks and play and prove he can play defense and hit more than his weight. And after that, he'll be released.

The Cubs had one of those contracts a few years ago when the corpse of Carlos Gonzalez finished his MLB career with 15 mostly forgettable games over a month as a Cub. He went to spring training with the Mariners the following year but never made it even to a minor league regular season game.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Trace Thompson > Heyward

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My first thought was he'd never make it out of spring training. But, it would be great theater if he got 100 ab standing outside the batters box dribbling it to first (off the juice) with his mechanically defective swing batting .120 spewing out his leadership rah rah bs.

He ran into a couple this year but has basically still sucked. Under 200 again.
It'll be interesting to see how long he stays on this team, but I guess he's a super cheap defensive replacement.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

His OBP was like .280 before that at bat. He should have walked, but the ump f'd him. Cubs were right to eat his contract.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

They ate it two years too late

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Heyward who's made 200+ mil has the nerve to compare his "sacrifices" to Jackie Robinson's courageous life.

Tm Anderson did the same thing and Josh Donaldson was racist for calling him out on it.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That heap of shit Heyward is hitting .170

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He could start for the White Sox

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.192 this bum has no business on a major league roster

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Only a .623 ops the last 3 years being protected. Rarely facing lefties.

Great signing by Theo.

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He doesn't play for the Cubs.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That sure ain't stopping some of the folks here from repeatedly talking about him.

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He still sucks. That's probably why.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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You're saying we should move this thread to the MLB section? I'm cool with it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Have any Chicago athletes been given more of a pass than Heyward and Fields? I guess the jury is still out on Fields, but for Heyward they returned “guilty on all counts” long ago.

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