Send him back to Australia.

I would rank 7th in scoring on "FL Atlantis" if I were on that squad. That makes them good I think, so fuck the haters.

Your guy Ben Simmons would thrive in that kind of environment.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

If that thieving ass Ben Simmons could ever get his game back, Brooklyn would have the makings of a pretty good team. They actually have some solid pieces.

Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.

I heard them described as a team full of good role players, which seems accurate.

If only they had a star or two…

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

I'm actually dead serious. I'm also right. Simmons is a bitch and a liability, No harm in graciously accepting your L.

It’s the first week of training camp, so it should come as no surprise that players are “in the best shape of my life” and all “have something to prove.”

In Ben Simmons’ case, though, the past two seasons have been ugly, so a return to form would be especially welcome.

And according to his teammates and head coach Jacque Vaughn, the former All-Star has looked like his old self.

“He looks really, really good,’’ Nic Claxton said Thursday at the Nets’ training facility in Brooklyn. “He’s aggressive. He’s feeling good about himself. … It’s a different energy about him. I’m excited to see what he does this year. I know he has a lot to prove to himself [and] prove to everybody else. So I’m ready to go to war with him.”

It has been a long time since Simmons has impressed anyone on the court.

After sitting out the first part of the 2021 season and then being traded to the Nets in February 2022, Simmons has dealt with back and left knee injuries that have severely limited him when he’s even been able to get on the court.

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Second, dude, you lost the argument. Kyrie is a confirmed bitch

. I think he's on his fourth or fifth team by now

.And he's never won anything as the alpha

. like I said and he never will, like I said.

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I've never said anything about Durant? you seen rusty after your latest sabbatical. Let me remind you that my argument has been Kyrie needs LeBron more than LeBron needs Kyrie.

And that's accurate - Kyrie has never won anything after leaving LeBron. So that's settled.

Nice that you completely walked away from Simmons after being reminded you lost that one too

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After 2-3 promising years, he's currently a bust. No team in the top 15 would touch him in a redraft.

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Ok Hip Hop let's take it from the top

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Are you saying someone would take Simmons no 1 overall knowing what they know now?

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Ben Simmons (even in his depreciated state) still has more All Star appearances than anyone else on that list. He might have more All Star appearances than everyone else on that list combined.

No one is drafting Ben Simmons in a redraft. He'd be a undrafted free agent.

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Sure they wouldn't

Start a poll. You're insane for sticking up for this bum

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Start a poll where, here? Ben Simmons is a 3 time All Star that you repeatedly referred to as a "bust". You're the one that is insane

He is the most useless player in the history of athletic competition. So yes he's a bust.

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He is the most useless player in the history of athletic competition. So yes he's a bust.

He is the most useless player in the history of athletic competition. So yes he's a bust.

1 All-Rookie Team

2 All-Defensive Team

1 All-NBA

3 NBA Player of the Week

4 NBA Rookie of the Month

1 NBA Rookie of the Year

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You can make fun of his confidence and his complete lack of shooting ability but to say he's the most useless player in history is crazy. Simmons causes problems for the opposing team.

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You can make fun of his confidence and his complete lack of shooting ability but to say he's the most useless player in history is crazy. Simmons causes problems for the opposing team.

Wolf I know you follow Phoenix a lot. Mikal Bridges is a stud. Did you see any of that coming when he was with Phoenix?

If, and it's a big if, Simmons can be what he was 3 years ago, Brooklyn will make some noise. Cam Johnson also can play.

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Why does he play only 26 mins then? What use is there for him when he doesn't want the ball when playing offense? At least Rodman was fine with holding on to the ball to facilitate the offense. This dude doesn't want to touch the ball

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