Ozzie won't have to worry about running out of clothes:

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Just fire Hahn. He got his manager, he got the roster he wanted, and the team is bad.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Anti-semitism

But yeah

One good half-season

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No one hates the Jews more than me, but it's been clear he was the problem for a while. The media gives him cover because of his leaks to them.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Here's one... miasma. There is a miasma of dread saturating Sox Nation

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It's almost like they don't exist. They never even have a lead so there is no reason to watch the games. Maybe I'll go to a couple during the summer, but I have plenty of other things to do.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dolphin is becoming a bandwagon fan? Fire everyone!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Quit bragging.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm going to the game Sunday, and even typing this, need to give myself a motivational speech to try and get excited for it. Just hoping for some decent weather so my daughter and I are at least comfortable while watching the mess. Checks forecast.......

We left in the 5th inning April 19, a beautiful day. I won't be going back.

Take some solace Sox fans, Kenny isnt in a good place right now too !!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

We can only hope...that would be the first bit of good news this season.

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Stone referencing my favorite Soprano's moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6zOzTi5Qu4

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After the 2021 season in which he had leg problems, Lynn should have been directed to drop at least 15lbs in the offseason. That certainly would not have hurt his knee/leg. Instead he came into 2022 camp presumably in the same shape and started the season on the IL. Now we're saying his legs still aren't 100%? Bunk.



"Accountability around here is not a problem."
Gonna fire yourself then, Kenneth? Motherfucker your team has posted losing records for 7 out of the last 10 seasons. Don't crap me now.

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They’ve been smoke & mirrors since the COVID year.

When they won, they were doing it with unrepeatable performances from guys like Keuchel, Yermin Mercedes, Yaz walking his way to greatness, Gio having one great year, etc. Offset that with the bullpen collapse(s), Kopech sucking, everybody injured everywhere all at once...you end up with a team rolling out Gavin Sheets while expecting to win.

Nothing has really felt sustainable with this crew. The only guys I like as actual long-term Sox are TA, LouBob and Cease.

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You are too generous....TA is a great natural hitter, but he's defensive not the answer at SS for a Championship caliber team.

I want to like LouBob, but he's yet to prove to be reliable.

I like Cease....that's about it.

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Learn how to slide and stay on the base, LouBob.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Look at the bright side. You can get 2 beers (not bud light!) and a ticket to a game for $19.00

Stone fat shaming someone to an obese host who laughed .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's more like $31 with all of the fees, but this really is a great deal. Lower bowl ticket to a ballgame and two beers (or soft drinks) for basically $30. You will be hard pressed to find a better value in almost all of the main professional sports leagues.

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Hasn't Spiegel at least tried to reduce his weight?

another day, another 3-0 deficit early

Waves and waves. Awful lineup. Four or five players who shouldn't be in a good lineup.

When does Michael Co-Pitch go to the bullpen?

Another day, another Caller Bob posting barrage in the Sox section.

Two out nobody on, Kopech gives up 3 runs.

Sox get to bat and go 1-2-3 on 12 pitches. Yikes.

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Hard to score trotting out a lineup with the following batting averages:

.200
.230
.222
.177
.291
.222
.214
.128
.133

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After that a hot start, Jake Burger has really cooled down the past week with an .439 OPS, maybe the Sox can wash this slump down with an Ice Cold Oscar Cola(s).


Oh wait, he sucks too