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Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.


I thought the last one was good. I would have swapped he for she.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

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Nas wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.


I thought the last one was good. I would have swapped he for she.
It's not a question of funny, it's a dad joke so...ah nevermind.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Nas wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.


I thought the last one was good. I would have swapped he for she.
It's not a question of funny, it's a dad joke so...ah nevermind.


It was corny enough too.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Nas wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned.


I thought the last one was good. I would have swapped he for she.
It's not a question of funny, it's a dad joke so...ah nevermind.
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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

:lol:


I don't get it :?

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a retard wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

:lol:


I don't get it :?



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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
a genius wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

:lol:


I don't get it :?



Rabbi vs Rabbit.

You'd think the rabbit would have ducked.

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
a genius wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

:lol:


I don't get it :?



Rabbi vs Rabbit.


:oops:

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How come there are no good jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long

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How come there are no good jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long

:lol: I wonder how many on the board are old enough to remember that.

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Harvard Dan wrote:
How come there are no good jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long

Oh yeah? Challenge accepted.
You like boxing? Who's has the best punch ever? Your prey will say Ali or Tyson or something like that.
Nope. Jim Jones. Killed over 900 with one punch.

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By the way I missed tge joke but got it later.

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
a genius wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have."

The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck."

:lol:
I don't get it :?

Rabbi vs Rabbit.
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Harvard Dan wrote:
How come there are no good jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long

:lol: I wonder how many on the board are old enough to remember that.



mmmm... Flavor-aid.

I was just a wee lad at the time time but I find it hard to believe any adult hasn't heard about Jonestown.
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Yesterday my wife asked me if she was the only one I've slept with. I said yes, the rest were 9s and 10s.

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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, "I didn't know he could".
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My son asked me, "Do trees poop?

I said, "Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"
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Why did the physics teacher and the biology teacher break up?

There was no chemistry.


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What does the polygamist hippie call his wives?



One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie, three Mrs. Hippie……

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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, "I didn't know he could".


that one is quintessential dad joke

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What does the polygamist hippie call his wives?



One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie, three Mrs. Hippie……


Awesome!
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The Division wrote:
My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, "I didn't know he could".


that one is quintessential dad joke


Loganlisle and coachsaysjokes on Instagram is where I got this one and the three others.
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So my niece Ashley is in 3rd grade and she laughs sometimes about this kid Duncan in her class because he "talks funny" (he's from Scotland...). Every day they do vocabulary where they pick a word and randomly point to three kids and have them say the word and use it in a sentence. Yesterday's word was "contagious". Teacher points to one kid and she says "contagious... my daddy's laugh is contagious, when he laughs everyone laughs". Teacher points to Ashley and she says "contagious... I had a cold last week and my mom says I couldn't go to school because I was contagious". Teacher says "very good, your turn Duncan" Duncan says "me daddy and I was driving down the road and we see an old lady painting a picket fence that had to be a kilometer long. He said it'll take that contagious to paint that fence there."

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