It sure as hell ain't the dude who ran to find the first person more desperate than he happened to be in order to be hitched. That much is obvious. And I bet your dumbass is just that delusional to think that "getting married" took you "out the game" don't you? Newsflash Bozo. Getting married was the ONLY way a two bit loser like you could ever get IN THE GAME! Having a woman actually check for you is not something that you have much "experience" with that's for sure.

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The old, single, childless dude certainly is the resident expert here on marriage.

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No woman would ever consider being married to a miserable loser like you as something to be proud of Ballpark. The nuptials were a pure act of "desperation" on both parts.

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This. Prom was fun and closure for me. Graduation sucked. Give me my paper and let me begin my life.

Some of you guys really hate each other reading the last 3 pages.

Hate is a tad strong but its tough to actually like Ballpark Frank being that he is such a miserable prick. And his "mate" isn't all that much better when it comes to that score either.

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It's a one way street.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The most desperate of people can find a prom date. Just like they can a spouse. It ain't hard.

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My proms were fun, but I wouldn't have cared if my school and community didn't make prom a big deal. A shitload of money is invested on you getting dressed up to hangout with people you see every day and possibly have sex with someone you likely already had sex with. Outside of a wedding, you never do anything that stupid again for the rest of your life.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

wait until you guys hear about quinceanera's

Nas Jr 1 participated in one last year. It's insane. There was like 3 months of practice for this event.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

sure did.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

One of my old co-workers had her daughter's back in March. That was a something. From the pictures, it looked like Homecoming, Prom, and the worlds most colorful wedding all rolled into one.

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I mean, seven mile fair is 80% committed to that event. Can't even buy a proper switchblade there anymore.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What?

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Younger friends have kids that are now in cotillions and beautillions Self absorbed crap for the parents imho.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

One of our players missed a football game to do a dance at one a couple season's ago.

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Is this guy a stalker? Creepy

I do not and never want to know about all your private lives. Bears, Bulls, Cubs, Sox. Let's go! Your married, single, mistress life. Nah, I'm good!

contrary to what all of you surely believe, I wasn't always the smooth devil I am today

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah, it was a huge event. They had to get the choreographed dance routines down.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

We need a Thoughts and Prayers section to counter the negative vibes.

Sending you thoughts and prayers Missing Link! May your troubles be less Your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness Come through your door!

Fuck off

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That seems insane. I knew they were big parties, but I had no idea it was weeks of rehearsal like that. I guess for some thats constructive though.

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I dont know why so many ppl hate LTG.

He makes some very good social commentary here.

If he makes posts I may not agree with I just leave it as that. disagreement. I never thought I need to hurt the guy in anyway or anyone else here.

Never went to prom...but historical context is important...

In 1979 I was a junior in HS....dating a lovely young woman from New Trier West for two years...she was on the pill with her mother's consent...(tremendous time, albeit difficult in traveling to see her from the northwest suburbs)...anyway, had I even suggested the idea of prom to her she would've broken up with me in a second...late 70's "The Prom" was not a thing, at all...in fact, quite the opposite...fortunately sex and drugs were quite the fashion Damn fine trade off if you ask me

Did you have an Ofer in the DH the next day?

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Reply to yourself in a condescending tone so I can mention it in the bickering thread.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

This dude's a creep!



Still yelling about a girl in a prom dress a year later is rather weird. And creepy too. The only person fixated on this student and her prom dress happens to be you. She wasn't even the main point of the article.

https://share.newsbreak.com/3sdj2k7v

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