Fitz has to go.

https://dailynorthwestern.com/2023/07/08/top-stories/former-nu-football-player-details-hazing-allegations-after-coach-suspension/

Bunch of weirdos.

That's gay?

A woman smiled at me this morning. That's sexual abuse.

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Julie DiCaro: "DID YOU ORDER RUNSGIVING??!!"

Fitz: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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If a player was selected for “running,” the player who spoke to The Daily said, they would be restrained by a group of 8-10 upperclassmen dressed in various “Purge-like” masks, who would then begin “dry-humping” the victim in a dark locker room.

According to the former player, team members allegedly identified players for “running” by clapping their hands above their heads around that player. The practice, the player said, was known within the team as “the Shrek clap.”

The Daily obtained a video of a player clapping his hands during a game, which the anonymous player said was the same motion taken to signify “running.”

According to the player who spoke with The Daily, Fitzgerald repeatedly made the signal during practices when players, specifically freshmen, made a mistake.


How did they come up with the annual "Car Wash"?


In a once-a-year tradition dubbed “the carwash,” the first player said that some players would stand naked at the entrance to the showers and spin around, forcing those entering the showers to “basically (rub) up against a bare-naked man.” Upon entering the showers, the player alleged that players set up a hose they connected to the shower to spray people.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I could see putting up with this or maybe even allowing gaydom to venture a little further into you if you were at a winning program such as Illinois. But Northwestern? That makes no sense.

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Dry humping is now used as hazing?

What a crazy world.

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My first couple girlfriends have a lawsuit now I guess.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did not happen.

Did not happen.

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I’ll bet they’ve both been practicing their very important investigative reporter voices all weekend.

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GO BEARS!!!

You may not like what these guys did. You may think it's weird or inappropriate. But what it isn't is sexual abuse.

How soft are 21 year olds these days? They can't take a few guys rubbing up against them for a couple minutes without turning it into an event that scars them for life? No wonder they went 1-8 in the Big Ten.

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I agree that it’s not sexual harassment, but it’s just so stupid. How does this type of behavior in any way make you a better team?

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I thought the Woke Mafia was all about playing grab ass in the dark. What gives?

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It's both stupid and weird. I can see getting pissed off if Bernstein and company lose their heads over this, but it's also something you can't really defend. If Fitzgerald knew about it, he should have stopped it.

If true, it’s just incredibly dumb of them. I thought they didn’t lower academic standards for these guys. As hinted at, how does dry humping get you closer to the Rose Bowl?

This kind of crap reinforces my theory that most men are kinda gay and just are scared to go with it.

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I don't get it either. Carrying equipment, running laps or stairs, extra wind sprints...I get it. But having to rub up against cocks? And who, as the hazer, wants to rub their naked body up against an underclassman?

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If he didn't know about it he probably should have.. A local high school had something a touch worse than this a few year ago... It's just so bizarre and weird and more than a bit gay.

I get awfully tired of the virtue signalling about homosexuality. Just go suck a dick, I don't care. But don't lay your guilt trip on me or other heteros with testosterone.

Being gay with your bros seems like a white guy thing. I don't think brothers do that. I'll have to ask Jason Goff.

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Just don't bring up his boy Eron. Those massages were not sexual.

It obviously doesn't.

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Were they all naked? You can't really tell from the article. If they were it's even more strange. A bunch of guys wearing Purge masks with their cocks out. That would only be acceptable if they were trannies in a women's locker room.

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I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Beardown: Coach Fitz, DID YOU ORDER THE “CODE G.AY”?

Fitz: You’re god damn right I did!!!!

Beardown: