Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Hey everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

Was passing through Crystal Lake when sirens went off. Warning till 6:45 for SE McHenry County and I see there was a tornado touchdowns in Elgin and Countryside (according to radioman911.com).

I don't like white rappers.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It takes a real stupid son of a bitch to stop their vehicle in the MIDDLE of an expressway with traffic still moving.

[3:40 PM Thu July 13]

Our survey teams across northern Illinois have confirmed 7 tornadoes took place yesterday across our forecast area. We still have survey teams still in the field. The rest of the details on path, length, and width for all will be provided across all of our social media platforms as data is collected and analyzed. #ILwx

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

US National Weather Service Chicago Illinois

[9:15 PM CDT Thursday, July 13]

We have confirmed four additional tornadoes from Wednesday (bringing our total up to 11 now):
-EF-0 from Carol Stream to Glendale Heights
-EF-0 from Itasca to O'Hare Airport
-EF-0 from O'Hare Airport to the southeast side of Des Plaines
-EF-0 in Streamwood (with strong straight-line winds of up to 75 mph occurring in Hanover Park immediately after this tornado lifted)
More information on these tornadoes (and the others that we have confirmed) will be made available at a later time as we continue our post-event analysis. Thank you for your continued patience.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

a BiG NoThInG bUrGeR!

EF-0 Might lose your hat walking through that.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

From today's Trib article discussing Death Valley potentially hitting a new record of 130F...but not really:

The highest temperature reliably recorded on Earth is 129.2F (54C) in Death Valley in 2013. A century earlier a high temperature in Death Valley reportedly reached 134F but many modern weather experts have rejected that claim along with other high summer temperatures reported in the region that year.

Of course those records are being rejected (by some)...they don't fit the narrative.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-w ... story.html

From today's Trib article discussing Death Valley potentially hitting a new record of 130F...but not really:

The highest temperature reliably recorded on Earth is 129.2F (54C) in Death Valley in 2013. A century earlier a high temperature in Death Valley reportedly reached 134F but many modern weather experts have rejected that claim along with other high summer temperatures reported in the region that year.

Of course those records are being rejected (by some)...they don't fit the narrative.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-w ... story.html

Or your roof.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Or your living room/bedroom/car as a tree limb crashes through your window. 70-80mph sustained wind is more than enough to knock down limbs that can cause serious damage when they fall.

BTW, officially 13 tornadoes from last week Wednesday. 72 this year which is a record number thru mid-July for the NWS Chicago forecast area.

The whirling dervish over the tri-state DOES NOT COUNT.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

That 'whirling dervish' over the Tri State threw a tree limb through the roof of a kid's bedroom in Cicero, blew a dump over on its side in McCook, and left 4 homes in Countryside uninhabitable. Sure, not widespread damage and luckily few injuries, but you wouldn't saying such foolishness if it were your home that suffered damage. https://apnews.com/article/chicago-torn ... 1a09837674
https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-tornad ... /13497135/

"I didn't see these, they don't count," is a wonderfully stupid attitude to have towards such storms.