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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:24 am

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Hussra wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.

He's still not gonna fuck you

voluntarily, maybe...but he sounds like an easy mark

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:27 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Shut the fuck up

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:32 am

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:37 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Whenever I get beat up, because my Indiana Jones figurines are so valuable, I always get one good shot in.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:37 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Jesse Smollet II

No, that's the biological woman who saw a "toddler" on the expressway.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 11:10 am

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Shut the fuck up

This could be one of the all-time great threads.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:26 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

So much for the pimp hand.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 12:29 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Shut the fuck up

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Nardi wrote:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:39 pm

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If the police find who did it I would be happy if you could provide their names so I can create a gofundme for their legal defense.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:45 pm

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Brick wrote:

If the police find who did it I would be happy if you could provide their names so I can create a gofundme for their legal defense.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:46 pm

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Ok, who has talked to HY, we need an update to see if he is going to survive or do we start celebrating?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 1:49 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Ok, who has talked to HY, we need an update to see if he is going to survive or do we start celebrating?

he only knows 4-5 people on the board, so that should narrow it down

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:33 pm

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Brick wrote:

If the police find who did it I would be happy if you could provide their names so I can create a gofundme for their legal defense.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 4:06 pm

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So does this mean blackhawkfan and whistler are in pain, too? That would be an efficient beatdown. Reminds me of that book by Brin.

later
sabu

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 4:11 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Biden’s America.

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff at the market.

Where do you live? Istanbul?

I'm dying

Sorry man, hope you recover and they find who did it.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2023 11:51 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff and took about 60 bucks cash while I was setting up my stuff at the market.

They broke my nose, bloodied/bruised up my face, and my left eye is the size of a golf ball.

Got released from the hospital and they gave me some pain killers. Haven't taken any. still in shock. maybe turn on the cubs game to take my mind off things.

didnt know what else to do but post here.

What a shame... The asshole couldn't even finish the job and we still have to suffer from your presence.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 11:57 am

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too bad Olin Kreutz just got a new job. Could've hired him for security or if you ever wanted some homosexuals to get punched.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:17 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

It's awful still.

having bad headaches.

emotionally I'm not doing well. Its traumatic. getting more paranoid. thoughts all around.

gonna try to go outside tomorrow for the first time. maybe just in front of my front door to start.

good dolphin is a pretty good guy

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:09 pm

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Fuck it, take a walk around the block or 12.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:08 am

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I'm kind of annoyed the HY assumed the gender of the assailants -- maybe you asked what their pronouns were before they beat the crap out of you, but that would be worth information to share.

I'm sorry that you are feeling traumitized, but you must understand that you probably provoked them as well by assuming they were "he"s. They are most likely also dealing with some emotional fallout, although they can buy $60 worth of weed and beer to aid in that rehabilitation.

If you are having trouble going outside, try calling that crackhead hotel cleaner that you wanted to marry and see if she will meet you outside your front door. You may find that a friendly face helps you overcome some of that initial apprehension.

God bless.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:56 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

If you're going to curl up into a little ball, I'm putting you on ignore.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:58 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I feel the same way after reading your posts.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:40 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

you got struck by lightning. The chances of it happening again are very low. Get out there and live. Maybe pack some heat and smoke some foos, vigilante style. Start a movement.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:52 am

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HawaiiYou wrote:

emotionally I'm not doing well. Its traumatic. getting more paranoid. thoughts all around.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:48 am

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good dolphin wrote:

you got struck by lightning. The chances of it happening again are very low.

Again? It didn't happen the first time.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 9:53 am

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Got beat up today
The camera don't lie
Two meth heads jumped me
I got a golf-ball sized eye

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:02 am

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Awaiting HY’s I got struck by lightning post.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:12 am

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KDdidit wrote:

Awaiting HY’s I got struck by lightning post.

He will switch it up and go with blackhawksfan to make that one.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:20 am

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RFDC wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Awaiting HY’s I got struck by lightning post.

He will switch it up and go with blackhawksfan to make that one.

Or we'll see a "bright ass flash" followed by a "loud ass bang" post.

U ever shit during a lightning storm? Whats ur favorite place to do so when its raining?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Got beat up today

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:01 am

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You're gonna have to star carrying bear spray.

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