I was at the grocery store wearing my cubs hat.

some stranger walks by and says HEY YOU A BEARS FAN TOO!?!?

I did not make eye contact. I said Yes with a meekish look on my face.

He goes WHAT HAPPENED? THEY GOT THEIR ASS KICKED, HAHAHA! WASNT THIS SUPPOSE TO BE THEIR BIG YEAR. JUSTIN FIELDS?

I still refused to make eye contact with this bum and said ya, they were hyped up but looks like they're still a bad team.

He says PACKERS QB ISN'T REALLY THAT GOOD EITHER.

I said ya i know. Still no eye contact, now talking to the ground.

Then I walked away like fucking bigfoot in that 60s film.

these asshole bears.

He started by making fun of you for being a cub fan

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no that's inaccurate. he saw the cubs hat, equated it with Chicago, and immediately asked if I was a bears fan which he probably already knew I was because I wore a cubs hat. He knew what he was doing. He was just fucking with me but in a more sauve way. he was a sly mo fo.

the one from Lidz ?

yes the blue/purpleish clown looking one. bec that's the only cubs hat they had

A stranger got in your shit like that and you let him? Carry a walking stick with you and bust the next guy in the chops.

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Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

When people ask why I watch the bears I reply because it's the best comedy show on tv

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