Sure...or they fired him for sucking ass because he was too busy jerking off in his office, and they're giving him the dignity of a resignation so he won't have to say why he got fired.

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i mean, it would be pretty hilarious if an NFL coach was fired for performance related issues and the reason being " he jerks off too much "

So, who the heck is Jon Zaghloul and why was he being treated like an actual source? His reports now feel like satire (especially the Peanut Tillman story).

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I concur. Unfortunately, when the Bears are involved, we won't find out. I mean it could easily be something depraved like, the porn he watches is simulated necrophilia and all the models look like Ginny, but the organization will still let him leave with dignity.

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I still don't quite believe the health story, but it would be pretty sad if he really was sick and all of a sudden he's seeing reports of child porn, jerking off, etc.

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Batman's nemesis

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Bring in Lovie as interim DC

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Bring in Bill Murray to coach the defense

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Did we get Nate Davis'd?

He was just on with P&S saying the same thing.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Best case for Williams: he's hired a PR person/attorney to deal with all the false allegations

Worst case: he's hired this dude to go on the offensive to mitigate reputational damage once "what really happened" comes out.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I assume anybody with coordinator level $$$ contracts already has an attorney.

This is fun bad and all, but I just wish this organization was normal and won championships.

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That works!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Justice Department would have had a press conference if they were involved.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It really does, logically. He is the father of Flus' D. He has been a mentor. He isn't going to be looking to take his job. He is a former HC so he can act as a consultant to Flus during these tough days.

I don't want this defense but if this is what they are going to run, Lovie makes sense

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It is logical and I think it makes perfect sense. So there is no way it happens

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Come on, they are NOT hiring Lovie. Though the bright side is most of the Score hosts will quit their jobs if it does happen.

Bernstein: IF I HAVE TO TAKE ONE FIRE LOVIE CALL!!!!

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In a perfect world it would be Wanny as the new DC.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The only thing that could make this day even better is if Poles holds a press conference to announce Lovie has been retained on a six month contract to coach the defense and lovie sends out a statement saying he's not been in touch with anyone from the bears in ten years.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

They're already running the Lovie defense without the players they need to make it somewhat effective.
They dont need a Lovie-type, they need someone who can disguise and scheme.
Cant sit there and play read and react defense with zero pass rush.

I wanted Gym Shorts as DC but the Browns snagged him

No, it doesn't. Lovie has too much star power and he probably cut Poles.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

It's a medical issue.
It's also a family issue.

That's what the lawyer said on P&S.

Think about that.

That sounds like a sex addiction defense and a my wife is leaving me defense to something... strange.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014