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Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

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Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

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Nas wrote:
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Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

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Nas wrote:
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Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

You misunderstood. I know why.

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What color is this man?

●His daddy got his mother pregnant and let another man raise the baby
●Walked on water because he didn't want to get in it
●Couldn't swim so he parted the sea
●Was hanging with the sinners
●Turned water in wine
●He had a posse
●Didn't get a fair trial
●Left for an entire weekend and said he was dead
●Came back and hung with his guys
●Told his kids he would return, but has been gone for 2000 years

Jay Z?

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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
What color is this man?

●His daddy got his mother pregnant and let another man raise the baby
●Walked on water because he didn't want to get in it
●Couldn't swim so he parted the sea
●Was hanging with the sinners
●Turned water in wine
●He had a posse
●Didn't get a fair trial
●Left for an entire weekend and said he was dead
●Came back and hung with his guys
●Told his kids he would return, but has been gone for 2000 years

Jay Z?

:shock: :lol:


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absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?


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NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?


Denis should stop asking these guys stuff.


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He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

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The Doctor of Love wrote:
NWsider4-3-3 wrote:
absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?


Denis should stop asking these guys stuff.


I’m just sorry he’s poor.

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He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

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Darkside wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

Is beefed the word you were going for there?

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

Is beefed the word you were going for there?

Yeah. Beefed. He beefed while I I followed him up some stairs.

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What was his beef?

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What was his beef?

Wanted to talk about Jesus?

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No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

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I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.


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I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

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No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

Maybe he queefed.

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No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

Maybe he queefed.

No. No goddamn it.

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It would be great if farts smelled like beef. There would be zero social stigma.

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Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.


this

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Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.

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Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?

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Seacrest wrote:
Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?
Caller Bob. Ignorance is bliss.

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life isn't suffering but there is suffering in life

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Darkside wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.
Almost none of this is cool. Hang in there, fellas.

Our dog has a mass on her rear paw and is having surgery to get it removed today. Our main sewer line was blocked earlier this week, but luckily I had a guy who was able to come and clean/rod it out within 90 minutes. We're going to the Dominican to celebrate our tenth anniversary next month, so thats cool. My son is now all things Star Wars.

It's only money.

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Brick wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Brick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Darkside wrote:
I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.


Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.


Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?
Caller Bob. Ignorance is bliss.


Then why is Bob unhappy with almost everything?

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I'd say I come home twice a week on average hating my job and wondering why I am still working there. My wife hasn't worked in almost a year and is trying to set up her own business from home. My stepdaughter finally moved in with us permanently 2.5 weeks ago so she can address her mental health issues and is completely out of money. 2023 has been a pretty tough year. Sounds like some of you cretins are up against it as well. Wishing you all the best and a better 2024.

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