Look man I'm not anti Christian or whatever (although the concept is silly at best) but damn yo why we talking at work about this? You're more likely to turn me into a Brady Bill guy than a zombie worshipper so please leave me in peace.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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You misunderstood. I know why.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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I had onion soup for lunch and the volcano is already rumbling

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

absurd 'ask the financial expert' scenarios:

dear financial expert,

i'm 62 and single/divorced, no kids. i currently earn $145k yearly. i have $2.3 million in my 401k, $550k in a brokerage account and apprx. $320k in my bank account. i own my townhome ($355k value) and my 2018 audi is paid off. i'm now eligible to collect a $2,800 month pension if i retire from my job, and another $2,300 a month social security if i so desire. i'm also in line to inherit $3.5 million from my last living parent.

do you think i can retire now, financial expert?

Denis should stop asking these guys stuff.

He never parted a sea...that was Moses.

Also, my Dad is slowly dying from heart failure. And my sister had a double mastectomy a few weeks ago to eliminate her breast cancer risk to 0%.
I am seemingly avoiding labrum surgery with lots of shots and PT.

Everything else is great tho.

How are you?

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@audioidkid

I’m just sorry he’s poor.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I hate my job. Sometimes I think about swinging my truck into oncoming traffic to avoid it. A customer literally beefed while leading me up some stairs today. That was fun. My mom is experiencing dementia and I think I might be catching a cold.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Is beefed the word you were going for there?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Yeah. Beefed. He beefed while I I followed him up some stairs.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What was his beef?

Wanted to talk about Jesus?

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No. No damn it. He farted. Beefed. As in "it smells like ass in this room. Who beefed?"

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Really? You provide a great service that most couldn't do and for sure couldn't live without.

Well, the job sucks hard core. I suppose it's the natural progression of a career.
1. New! Exciting!
2. Fuck, it's only Thursday? Oh well payday coming up!
3. Jesus christ is every day Monday?
4. Kill me.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Maybe he queefed.

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No. No goddamn it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It would be great if farts smelled like beef. There would be zero social stigma.

this

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"Life is suffering". That's what the religion with the most likely chance of being correct says.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Do you know anyone that has gone thru life without suffering?

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Caller Bob. Ignorance is bliss.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

life isn't suffering but there is suffering in life

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Almost none of this is cool. Hang in there, fellas.

Our dog has a mass on her rear paw and is having surgery to get it removed today. Our main sewer line was blocked earlier this week, but luckily I had a guy who was able to come and clean/rod it out within 90 minutes. We're going to the Dominican to celebrate our tenth anniversary next month, so thats cool. My son is now all things Star Wars.

It's only money.

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Then why is Bob unhappy with almost everything?

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I'd say I come home twice a week on average hating my job and wondering why I am still working there. My wife hasn't worked in almost a year and is trying to set up her own business from home. My stepdaughter finally moved in with us permanently 2.5 weeks ago so she can address her mental health issues and is completely out of money. 2023 has been a pretty tough year. Sounds like some of you cretins are up against it as well. Wishing you all the best and a better 2024.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami