Andy Summers #250

How many times is Rolling Stone going to recompile this list? In a related story, I was cheering the self immolation of Jann Wenner last month. That guy has done more to perpetuate tired dad rock than anyone currently in existence.

Terrible.

Slash not even in the top 100?

Awful. Like Hawaii You level of awful.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Don’t worry they have Joni Mitchell there. Not even Jon Jett or Nancy Wilson. Yellow Taxi my ass.

Boomer list adjusted for wokeness.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yep. Pathetic.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I should have made the time to catch his show in Skokie last month.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

I love that they didnt include the guitar player who the number 1 player in the list said was better than him

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

There's a million ads its a mess. Here's the list...

1 Jimi Hendrix
2 Chuck Berry
3 Jimmy Page
4 Eddie Van Halen
5 Jeff Beck
6 Sister Rosetta Tharpe
7 Nile Rodgers
8 B.B. King
9 Joni Mitchell
10 Duane Allman
11 Carlos Santana
12 Jimmy Nolen
13 Tony Iommi
14 Prince
15 Keith Richards
16 Robert Johnson
17 Mother Maybelle Carter
18 Tom Morello
19 Freddy King
20 Stevie Ray Vaughan
21 Randy Rhoads
22 Albert King
23 James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett
24 James Burton
25 John Frusciante
26 St. Vincent
27 Buddy Guy
28 David Gilmour
29 Eddie Hazel
30 Neil Young
31 George Harrison
32 Jack White
33 Brian May
34 Jerry Garcia
35 Eric Clapton
36 Elizabeth Cotten
37 Pete Townshend
38 Angus Young and Malcolm Young
39 Chet Atkins
40 John Fahey
41 Bo Diddley
42 Vernon Reid
43 Jonny Greenwood and Ed O’Brien
44 Johnny Ramone
45 Steve Cropper
46 Frank Zappa
47 The Edge
48 Curtis Mayfield
49 PJ Harvey
50 Elmore James
51 Tom Verlaine
52 John Lee Hooker
53 Trey Anastasio
54 Bonnie Raitt
55 Mick Taylor
56 Johnny Marr
57 Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo
58 Alex Lifeson
59 Robert Fripp
60 Scotty Moore
61 John Mayer
62 Peter Green
63 Richard Thompson
64 Carrie Brownstein
65 T-Bone Walker
66 Ry Cooder
67 Kevin Shields
68 Les Paul
69 Robbie Robertson
70 Django Reinhardt
71 Franco Luambo
72 John McLaughlin
73 Hubert Sumlin
74 J Mascis
75 Ritchie Blackmore
76 Joan Jett
77 Willie Nelson
78 Charlie Christian
79 Ernie Isley
80 Derek Trucks
81 Bert Jansch
82 Wes Montgomery
83 Adrian Smith and Dave Murray
84 Muddy Waters
85 Larry Carlton
86 Sonny Sharrock
87 Poison Ivy
88 Kurt Cobain
89 Lou Reed
90 Mdou Moctar
91 Cat Coore
92 Wata
93 Leo Nocentelli
94 Joe Satriani
95 Mary Timony
96 Mark Knopfler
97 Stephen Malkmus
98 Link Wray
99 Tosin Abasi
100 Kerry King
101 John Fogerty
102 Billy Gibbons
103 Nancy Wilson
104 Ali Farka Touré
105 Slash
106 Peter Buck
107 Clarence White
108 Merle Travis
109 Mick Ronson
110 Lindsey Buckingham
111 Kelley Johnson
112 Rowland S. Howard
113 Allen Collins and Gary Rossington
114 Robert Quine
115 Nels Cline
116 Ana da Silva
117 Albert Collins
118 Adrian Belew
119 Donita Sparks
120 Warren Haynes
121 Dick Dale
122 King Sunny Ade
123 Steve Howe
124 Mike McCready and Stone Gossard
125 Viv Albertine
126 Kim Thayil
127 Steve Vai
128 Bob Stinson
129 Nita Strauss
130 Joe Walsh
131 Dimebag Darrell
132 Nils Lofgren
133 Robert Cray
134 Bob Mould
135 Roger McGuinn
136 Joe Perry
137 Liz Phair
138 Teenie Hodges
139 Susan Tedeschi
140 Stephen Stills
141 Fredrik Thordendal
142 João Gilberto
143 Ira Kaplan
144 Odetta
145 Dickey Betts
146 Mike Bloomfield
147 Memphis Minnie
148 Ike Turner
149 Ron Asheton
150 Marissa Paternoster
151 Pete Cosey
152 Ani DiFranco
153 Otis Rush
154 Bill Frisell
155 Yvette Young
156 Carl Perkins
157 Pat Metheny
158 Johnny Thunders
159 John Lennon
160 Kim and Kelley Deal
161 Tim Henson
162 Rosinha de Valença
163 Wah Wah Watson
164 Dave Davies
165 Rokia Traoré
166 Johnny Winter
167 James Williamson
168 John Cipollina
169 Jessie Mae Hemphill
170 Phil Manzanera
171 D. Boon
172 Chrissie Hynde
173 Paul McCartney
174 Marty Stuart
175 Rory Gallagher
176 Sadie Dupuis
177 Rodrigo y Gabriela
178 Skip James
179 Ernest Ranglin
180 Mike Campbell
181 Larissa Strickland
182 Earl ‘Chinna’ Smith
183 Roy Buchanan
184 Eldon Shamblin
185 Peggy Jones
186 Steve Lukather
187 Marc Ribot
188 Marnie Stern
189 Jerry Cantrell
190 Lightnin’ Hopkins
191 Chalmers Edward ‘Spanky’ Alford
192 Lita Ford
193 David Lindley
194 Brian Robertson and Scott Gorham
195 Greg Ginn
196 James Taylor
197 Nuno Bettencourt
198 Jerry Reed
199 Bombino
200 Christone ‘Kingfish’ Ingram
201 Garry ‘Diaper Man’ Shider
202 Vince Gill
203 Grant Green
204 Lynn Taitt
205 Eric Johnson
206 Hugh McCracken
207 Justin Broadrick
208 Amadou Bagayoko
209 Gary Clark Jr.
210 Kaki King
211 Nick Zinner
212 José Feliciano
213 Lucy Dacus
214 Keiji Haino
215 Kurt Vile
216 Steve Hackett
217 Thomas McClary
218 Lzzy Hale
219 Glenn Tipton and K.K. Downing
220 Courtney Barnett
221 James Blood Ulmer
222 Molly Tuttle
223 Joseph Spence
224 Marv Tarplin
225 Fred ‘Sonic’ Smith and Wayne Kramer
226 El Kempner
227 Glenn Branca
228 Steve Jones
229 Barbara Lynn
230 Gustavo Cerati
231 Etta Baker
232 David Williams
233 H.E.R.
234 John McGeoch
235 Laura Marling
236 Greg Sage
237 Jennifer Batten
238 Doug Gillard
239 Duane Eddy
240 Erin Smith
241 Keith Urban
242 Lindsey Jordan
243 Aaron Dessner and Bryce Dessner
244 Edilio Paredes
245 Leslie West
246 Paul Simon
247 Ricky Wilson
248 Robby Krieger
249 Brittany Howard
250 Andy Summers

23 James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett Um what? Kirk is the lead guitarist. James plays the same riffs uncle Johnny can play in his garage.

Dimebag Darrell 131 WTF! B.B. King should be 5 on THIS list.

Didn't see Slash at all on this list. Did see Keith Urban

Morello shouldn't be on the list at all, let alone ahead of SRV and Rhoads.

And Liz Phair.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Aside from the obligatory Jimi Hendrix at number 1, this looks to be mostly random as far as the ranked order. Lot of questionable entries. Lot of greats unmentioned. No Terry Kath? No Jeff Healey?
Pretty shitty list overall.

Insane omission.

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Just for the history, you have to have Les Paul somewhere on the list. On the flip side, no way is Cobain top 100.

Terry Kath and Martin Barre belong.

Slash is on there at 105. Morello probably belongs, but is way too high.

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Les paul is at 68.

Agree Cobain is not in top 100.

Slash deserves to be in the top 100 at the very least. I would probably argue top 50.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I think the idea of ranking guitarists is kind of absurd. Comparing Elizabeth Cotten to Jeff Beck is like comparing a skateboard to a nuclear submarine. They're both cool ways to travel, but I don't know how you say one is better than the other.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You can pretty much say the same thing about any top list

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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It's a lot easier to compare some things/people than others. But whatever. I guess this list has achieved its goal since we're discussing it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It reminds me of when Karen Carpenter beat Bonzo in a Playboy Drumming Poll....the lists are ridiculous.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

In fairness Karen Carpenter should have been a lot bigger than she was.

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She was starved for attention.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

That list is so bad I could have made it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No Terry Kath??

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

She was great at first but then people started seeing less and less of her.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

you got something to say to me bitch?

im good w/ the top 4. But Joe Walsh not being in the top 5 or 10 is bullshit

was it not too white for you or something?