How many years in a row of you guys cheering for this #1 pick are we going thru?

And Frank Reich is now fired.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

That stinks. Teams always seem to play better for a couple weeks after this happens.

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

Former Bear, Chris Tabor

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Yup. Hopefully they don’t have some hardo, inspirational interim coach.

Just to make this clear:
The Carolina Panthers play in Carolina, though it's not clear which Carolina they play in.
The Chicago Bears play in Chicago, thought it's not clear how much longer they will play in Chicago.

We are rooting for both teams to get the #1 pick this year because we aren't idiots who are rooting for their team to go 7-10, miss the playoffs, and give their below average starting quarterback $50 million a year.

Nope you are the idiots that root for the #1 pick year after year. Might want to start doing something with those picks.

Like drafting overrated defensive players from Georgia?

Isn't cheering for the #1 pick one year and cheering for the #1 pick the next year kinda in the same neighborhood? You chose to nitpick, and by doing so, also managed to be dead wrong. It's Chicago's pick, Carolina's position, and now you have to go get your shinebox.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

You continue to misunderstand the point of Hawg's post. Your lack of reading comprehension is only outstripped in its pathos by the hollow triumphalism you have mustered in congratulating yourself for explaining a point that requires no explanation.

Pats become our newest nemesis for the pick.

That shinebox won't go get itself.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Pats become our newest nemesis for the pick.

What a curious comment. How does the retrieval of a "shinebox" relate to our discussion about the Carolina pick? I do not own a shinebox, nor do I understand its revelatory value as it pertains to the topic at hand. Perhaps you can clarify this point for me.

It's a colloquialism. Looks like we've done a 180. Or 181, whatever it takes.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

A colloquialism? Surely you wouldn't engage in such hypocrisy! Maybe you should go pointlessly badger yourself about using a phrase that is widely understood while possessing only figurative rather than literal meaning. You are precisely the interlocutor that you deserve.

I did badger myself, AND I couldn't help but to put it on a tee for you.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

You sure showed me! Guess I'm gonna have to go get a shinebox. Can I borrow one of yours? I bet you've got a garage full of them.

Here's the remote. Grab the one labeled 'Carolina's Pick'. Then keep it. It's yours.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

The fear would be that they'd put Andy Dalton in and he'd actually win a game. But the owner would fire everybody yet again if they did that.

David Tepper is an absolute shit of an owner. He's already fired two head coaches of his expansion MLS franchise as well.

That stinks. Teams always seem to play better for a couple weeks after this happens.

I can't imagine that anybody in either the roster or the coaching staff has any interest in doing anything besides getting to mid-January and getting the fuck out of there.

Reich sounds like he's going to take the money and retire.