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The Doctor Of Style
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NBA Report "discovers" that the load management of players really doesn't reduce the risk of injury. Shocking!
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/392 ... njury-risk

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The NBA disseminated an analytics report to teams and select media members this week that said there is no correlation between players being load managed and having a reduced risk of injury.

The report, the latest step in what has been a long debate over the concept of load management, comes in the wake of Joe Dumars, the NBA's executive vice president of basketball operations, saying in October that there is no correlation between the two. Commissioner Adam Silver backed up Dumars in a news conference last month.

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NBA probably used the NFL concussion stat guys.
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And here I thought it would give me more opportunities to appreciate the greatness of LeBron .

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And here I thought it would give me more opportunities to appreciate the greatness of LeBron .


:lol: Have you seen his body!

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
NBA Report "discovers" that the load management of players really doesn't reduce the risk of injury. Shocking!
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/392 ... njury-risk

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The NBA disseminated an analytics report to teams and select media members this week that said there is no correlation between players being load managed and having a reduced risk of injury.

The report, the latest step in what has been a long debate over the concept of load management, comes in the wake of Joe Dumars, the NBA's executive vice president of basketball operations, saying in October that there is no correlation between the two. Commissioner Adam Silver backed up Dumars in a news conference last month.


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Hussra
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they need to replace the current back-to-backs with "club nights" at the arena.

Fans want to see their NBA heroes in-person and their heroes want to go to the club as much or more than they wanna hoop.

So take 20 or however many games and instead of the 2 teams playing a game they show up at the arena in their finest capris carrying their man-bags and find the floor's been replaced with a DJ booth/dance floor/bottle service area and a smattering of tables for high-roller plebes/fans.

Wire the players for sound and video, like body-cams on cops only way better quality. Give the players cough/mute buttons that kill sound and video for up to like 90 seconds at a time. Each player gets certain number of 90 second timeouts--Lebron/Steph et al get unlimited. Johnny Davis doesn't even get any 90 second mute/video kill timeouts.

Fans ppv to watch from home/streaming and can also buy tickets to sit up in the stands and look down on the proceedings.
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"...Ladies and Gentleman please welcome to the WintrustCitibankCapitoleone Stage

Advocates of Load Maneg...screeeaaaaammmms"
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Load Management Day sponsored by Pornhub.

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Hussra wrote:
they need to replace the current back-to-backs with "club nights" at the arena.

Fans want to see their NBA heroes in-person and their heroes want to go to the club as much or more than they wanna hoop.

So take 20 or however many games and instead of the 2 teams playing a game they show up at the arena in their finest capris carrying their man-bags and find the floor's been replaced with a DJ booth/dance floor/bottle service area and a smattering of tables for high-roller plebes/fans.

Wire the players for sound and video, like body-cams on cops only way better quality. Give the players cough/mute buttons that kill sound and video for up to like 90 seconds at a time. Each player gets certain number of 90 second timeouts--Lebron/Steph et al get unlimited. Johnny Davis doesn't even get any 90 second mute/video kill timeouts.

Fans ppv to watch from home/streaming and can also buy tickets to sit up in the stands and look down on the proceedings.



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IkeSouth
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im an expert at load management what do you want to learn

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Peter North
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Load Management Day sponsored by Pornhub.



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IkeSouth wrote:
im an expert at load management what do you want to learn

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The Doctor Of Style wrote:
NBA Report "discovers" that the load management of players really doesn't reduce the risk of injury. Shocking!
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/392 ... njury-risk

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The NBA disseminated an analytics report to teams and select media members this week that said there is no correlation between players being load managed and having a reduced risk of injury.

The report, the latest step in what has been a long debate over the concept of load management, comes in the wake of Joe Dumars, the NBA's executive vice president of basketball operations, saying in October that there is no correlation between the two. Commissioner Adam Silver backed up Dumars in a news conference last month.



Who's an advocate for load management besides players, their agents and some ass kissers in the media?

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Is this just another push for a semen retention program?
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