Poor snowflake.

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New owners in town, Luka set up tim mcbanned to make him look bad, M(a)cMahon walked right into it:




Dončić gives zero fucks in that exchange; Tony Soprano pinching the life out of Chrissy, neither a good or bad, happy or sad thing, just is

He gives plenty of fucks. It’s an exercise in whining from start to finish.

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in that exchange with Tim MacMahon? You think Dončić gives a flying-fuck at a rolling donut whether dude lives or dies?

Hes probably right. The fans around him were happy he was kicked out.

Still a bitch move. Ron artest would not have asked security to do anything.

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When did the franchise convey? A week ago? 2 weeks ago? New sheriff in town. New owners could not care less about MacMahon's bullshit cojones/machismo footsie games MacMahon used to keep Cuban from totally freezing him out. Cuban deathly afraid of anyone calling him a bitch so he let MacMahon do his thing.

Notice the person Luka tossed was sitting right by MacMahon during the game. I imagine there's half-a-dozen drunk-ass peeps throwing shade at Luka all game. Luka picked this guy to toss in front of MacMahon and even told MacMahon he knew what MacMahon's response would be. This is Luka bitching out MacMahon and doing it in a way MacMahon's too stupid to realize right then but he'll figure out in the fall when he's driving up to OKC to cover the Thunder 3x's a week while ESPN assigns a Malika Andrews type to softball Luka questions.

You can hear the wheels turning in MacMahon's head as he's trying to engage Dončić in a pointless argument about the fan and Dončić is giving MacMahon a this isn't about the fan, doofus look.

Europeans are soft

don't their fans start bonfires on the courts

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he's Danny Ainge with more skill. And no defense.

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Even their fans are better.

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73 tonight

The Mavs scored 148 - which in and of itself a pretty good accomplishment. Luka scored (nearly) 1/2 of them. Crazy.

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Gross 73 net maybe 7 after accounting for the guys that scored on him.

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Lot of points for a fat guy.

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I hope the NBA doesn't think the swinging gate defense that's played is what fans want to see. Add that to the 70 3 pointers hoisted and what you end up having is WWF NBA.

Suns Pacers last night was 80-70 at the half

That's the final score of a Pistons - Pacers game during the Malice at the Palace days. 80 might be a season high for the Pistons.

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Joel Hans Embiid - 16 March 1994 (age 29) Yaoundé, Cameroon
Nikola Jokić - February 19, 1995 (age 28) Sombor, Serbia, FR Yugoslavia
Shaivonte Aician Gilgeous-Alexander -July 12, 1998 (age 25) Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Luka Dončić - February 28, 1999 (age 24) Ljubljana, Slovenia
Giannis Sina Ugo Antetokounmpo - December 6, 1994 (age 29) Athens, Greece



maybe they can create an Americans only MVP category, like how in marathons they have different groupings, e.g., best time among non-binary lactose intolerant close-talkers

hes like derozen. hes so slow it throws defensive players timing off

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of course they want it. the players dont, but it takes nearly impossible energy to play even a hint of defense with these rules.

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Doncic's only 24? He's gonna be outta the league before 30. The way he smokes and pounds soda.






At least Dirk figured out that he could extend his career and win a championship if he got on meth for a minute. Maybe Dirk'll hip Luka to it and Luka will go off like a Slovenian rocket for a season, win a title and then hang around the better part of a decade cashing NBA paychecks for minimal effort.

Cuban should've traded Dirk right after Dirk won. Dirk had zero interest in playing competitive hoops after that. Preferring to go around getting in issues with people in clubs and then Dirk would bug out and leave his security detail to fight the fights Dirk caused, including putting out a cigarette in dudes' drinks. I guess that was Dirk's go to move if someone talked shit to him in a club.

luka looks like he drinks and smokes. he will start to suck soon enough, then go on a health binge and 'totally redeem his career' while not really being that effective until he retires with his number raised even though most of his career he wasn't that good it was just when he was really young.

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In fairness, there’s no stopping this:

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Guys face more resistance in pregame warmups. Embarrassing. James Harden tho would be proud of the D.

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So what's going on in Atlanta? I watched all of the replays from that game. Someone is getting paid. Clearly. Or we watched a team that got no sleep after a night of binge drinking and vagina cum guzzling

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Tr(a)e wants out of Atlanta to go team up with Wembanyama in San Antonio.

Lmao Victor is skinny enough for a whole team.

Trae needs to go work at burger King where he used to work

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