He's a natural born hitter that lost his way due to fame and off-the-field distractions. I liked him well-enough and wish him the best, but I always said...no team is winning a World Series with him as your short-stop.

Good luck, TA7. I hope he rebounds in Miami.

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So you have no issues with Tim Anderson disrespecting our law enforcement by posting "Fuck 12" memes on Social Media?

What if he held a gun to a pregnant lady's belly?

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A bad one for sure, but Hahn's done worse.

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One year 4.5 million for Lorenzen. Would it have killed the Sox to part ways with an extra 4.5 million this year?

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2024/03/ ... enzen.html

Nothing else will kill JR

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The "we suck, but have great food" column we get each year

https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/03/ ... on-photos/

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Dreadful upbeat White Sox takes from Herb Lawrence with Spiegel on ITC.

Was it "catch the baseball and throw strikes"? Because that's MY extremely low bar.

The food doesn't even look all that good. At least they are selling Son of Juice, though. Nice beer.

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look closely...most of those selections aren't available to most, they are in suites and clubs

Most of them look impossible to eat if you’re sitting in a normal seat.

Here’s an impossibly large Reuben that’ll slop all over the people 12” to your right & left, while you look like a disgusting slob what can’t satiate himself with a normal hot dog like a normal person. Here - top it off with a blue moon light, which apparently exists. Sure, the team sucks. But you’re so comfortable with failure you think it’s normal to eat two pounds of cured meat and some room temperature condiments at a fucking baseball game.

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Be a man.

Men don’t eat at baseball games. They pound 10-12 beers and leave before the stretch.

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Plenty of seats available for Thursday..... Probably because they're charging $79 to sit lower deck down one of the baselines

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That club/bar in right field around the 100 level, is a shit hole.

This. Why not just have steaming hot plates of pasta covered in marinara sauce while you're at it?

The White Sox are trying to get IkeSouth out to a few games this year. Nice!

Welp I’m a Miller Lite guy, but that is a decent option.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Pretty close.

March 22: Released INF Mike Moustakas
The move was made Friday after the White Sox split split-squad action with a home win over Oakland and a loss at the Angels.

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Sign him for what? To win 61 games instead of 59?

So... Crochet hasn't really started in years, and does not have the IP per game or in a year on his arm to survive more than 3IP in a game. Whose bright idea was it, to have a bullpen game in the season opener?

What kind of douchenozzle can't go more than 3 innings? I don't give a shit if he's been laying in bed all spring training. For fucksake, he's 25 yrs old, not 10.

Really glad the Sox went all in for Elite Defenders!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yeah jorr has had a rough decade with the baseball prognostications.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Wow, JOrr is a loon with sports now too

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Yeah, at this point, no idea why they would be signing anyone (Clevinger?), veteran backup OF's, or bringing up career fringe IF's to try and improve the MLB roster.

It'll be interesting (well, probably not) to see if Getz is held accountable for putting together what may end up being the worst team in MLB history? I'm sure they will lean on their minor leagues improving, but probably another example of how inept this team is.

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