Field Turf was getting killed on points and resorted to biting its opponents ear.

First of all, Field Turf will NOT tolerate being talked to like that!

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Field turf once broke Bull Hurleys arm in an epic arm wrestling championship match.

Field Turf >> Chuck Norris

Did you know? Field Turf once drank 36 beers during a cross-country flight!

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Field Turf was the main drug dealer to the 1986 mets

Field Turf advised Dave Chapelle to void his Contract with Comedy Central

4 out of 5 dentists chose Field Turf over the regular leading toothpaste.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Doctors recommend athletes be thoroughly examined, before attempting athletic events with field turf.

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Please take field Turf with food, but talk to your doctor before taking if you use MAOI's.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Field Turf has had incidents of taking breaks to urinate during games and pushing over members of the organization who couldnt get him enough free tickets
When asked to respond he said "Hey Its Just field turf being field turf"

Field Turf has been used effectively as a female contraceptive.

Field Turf is also extremely Jurco.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

So stop trying to eat it.

Or put some Marconi on it.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

There has been a long standing rumor that Field Turf snorted the ashes of its dead father

It seems Field Turf is just getting trampled in this thread.

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Field turf invented silent velcro

Field turf was quoted as saying "I'm not the field, but I'm on that field."

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Field Turf has continued to endorse the McCain/Palin ticket, although the election is over.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

FieldTurf...Use only as directed.

Field turf once beat the shit out of a guy at a Black Panther party.

Field turf taught Albert Haynesworth the "Neckstomp technique"

4 out of 5 groundskeepers reccomend field turf to their teams that use turf.

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Field Turf probably thinks we're all a bunch of losers.
Field Turf is right.

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Field Turfs cousin was on mtvs Real world

Field Turf is a wholistic healer that used to sell t shirts outside the world trade center. Hes a genius.

Field Turf is more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Field turf once told a woman he likes spending time with his family

Field Turf just admitted to being gay, yet he's still manlier than I am.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thats funny cuz I specifically remember field turf having a piazzan type press conference to deny his butt piratism

Field Turf is a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any idea's.

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