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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2024 12:28 pm 
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Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine.

It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park.

Where did you caddie?


Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since.

Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too.


I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club?


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Warren Newson wrote:
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Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine.

It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park.

Where did you caddie?


Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since.

Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too.


I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club?

That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you.

Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board.

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Orland Park has country clubs? Guidos with money but no taste, marble statues on every green. :lol:


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I'll go with Pearl

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
I'll go with Pearl


:lol:

Maybe things are looking up for Illinois!

The SEC isn't looking so hot.

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I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope is a continuation of Tall Midget’s streak of poorly-formulated analyses of any combination of facts and/or circumstances in any academic, athletic, or human discipline the stories of which will live on from SongSayer to SongSayer singing the history of TM’s ineptitude through the sunny winters on the hills and streams of post-Apocalyptic Siberia.

Go Purdue.


Your unwarranted hostility continues to mystify and disappoint me. I am merely the messenger communicating the reality of the Illini basketball program, you rough-hewn rube, just as the tears streaming down your alcohol-bloated chipmunk cheeks later this weekend will only be the latest symptom of Illini phlegmatism, floundering, and failure. I am extending a hand of friendship to wrest you from the grip of your self-destructive Illini reverie, but all you do is retreat ever further into the realm of delusion.

Wow. That's how it's done.

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I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite.


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I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite.

I can help if you need.

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I'm still pouring over the text and still can't figure out who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite.

I can help if you need.

Who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite? is the first question in every Arkansas debate.

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Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
Forecaddying was the absolute worst. Particularly when the foursome for whom you were caddying had gas powered golf carts. It was like John Henry versus the steam engine.

It's a hell of a grind chasing. Walking with a single bag is almost literally a walk in the park.

Where did you caddie?


Crystal Tree Country Club in Orland Park. That experience, and my own lack of hand-eye coordination, turned me so against golf that I've had nothing to do with it ever since.

Holy sh*t. I didn't know you were from our this-a-way, though it makes sense. That's a hilly course, too.


I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club?

That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you.

Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board.


Tommy, Tommy, Tommy...


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:

I try to keep most of my personal life off this board. I think you said that you caddied at Beverly Country Club?

That's a good plan. Drunk Squirrel will use it against you.

Yep, BCC for me. It's good to see so many former loopers on the board.


Tommy, Tommy, Tommy...

Just tryna help out....

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Illinois is dominating?

Noisewater believes!

Tears to follow. :lol:

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I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before…

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before…


Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling!

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Tall Midget wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before…


Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling!


Not…sure….if……..serious….

TSJ is literally a man playing against boys.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I’m worried for Purdue fans.

It feels like their only hope i…..ah…you know all that wordy shit from before…


Enjoy the victory, Dr. The Illini are rolling!


Not…sure….if……..serious….

TSJ is literally a man playing against boys.


He really is. Very impressive.

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You coming to Boston for the game, Doc?

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That was a real Kolekoscopy.

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That was a real Kolekoscopy.

When he wasn’t turning it over, he was pretty good

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Who's the bigot and who's the anti-semite? is the first question in every Arkansas debate.
For two weeks every summer, the answer to both is the same person: ltg.

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You coming to Boston for the game, Doc?


Thinking about it but probably too short notice.

Edey’s camera closeups always look like he is staring through me to murder me.

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I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc.

I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP.

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Tall Midget wrote:
I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc.

I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP.

Elizabeth Shue?

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I'm pretty sure it doesn't just look that way, Doc.

I told Edey that you banged his girlfriend. I'd advise leaving the country ASAP.

Elizabeth Shue?


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Illinois loses first.

Purdue seems set up to get to at least the elite 8, maybe the final 4.


And that's just what will make it all the more glorious when they somehow fail to do so.

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Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys.

Now UConn maybe a different story.

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Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys.

Now UConn maybe a different story.

NC State is about the perfect matchup this far in the tournament. Purdue is better at every position. Anything can happen though. They shot terribly from 3 against a much better defensive team in the last game after being the best 3 point shooting team in the country all year. If they hit 40% from 3 it's a blowout.

UCONN is better than Purdue but Purdue can keep it close especially if Edey is able to dominate Clingan like I think he could.

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Brick, you have to feel pretty good about the matchup with NC State. I dont see any way in the world they can stop you guys.

Now UConn maybe a different story.

NC State is about the perfect matchup this far in the tournament. Purdue is better at every position. Anything can happen though. They shot terribly from 3 against a much better defensive team in the last game after being the best 3 point shooting team in the country all year. If they hit 40% from 3 it's a blowout.

UCONN is better than Purdue but Purdue can keep it close especially if Edey is able to dominate Clingan like I think he could.

NC St has a knack of stopping opposing teams from hitting wide open shots. Four straight games of it. I thought it couldn't possibly continue when Duke rolled up and I lost a shitload. So now I'm pissed. GO PURDUE! Bury these bums once and for all.


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NC State sucks.

I can't see Purdue beating UConn, but that big oaf is pretty darn good.

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