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It is painful to watch Tiger as he walks the course. Everytime I see him he looks like he is wincing and in pain. And my gosh he is a sweaty mess today

He's gonna to go home to a bed of money and a supermodel to fuck in it, so don't feel too bad for hi.m.

You will when he's in a wheelchair in about 15 years. The only reason he's on the golf course is a doctor in Germany. I really hope this is it for him.


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It is painful to watch Tiger as he walks the course. Everytime I see him he looks like he is wincing and in pain. And my gosh he is a sweaty mess today

After a superb Friday he has been like Willie Mays on the Mets this weekend.

His body simply does not allow him to walk courses anymore. Once he hits 50 he'll use a cart and start racking up wins on the Champions tour

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He also hasn’t played any tournament golf and is playing some brutal conditions.

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Immelman just said that Scheffler and Morikawa are the first players in their twenties to play in the final group for the first time since 1975. Player and Nicklaus

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He also hasn’t played any tournament golf and is playing some brutal conditions.

His best round was on friday in the absolute worst of conditions

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Scottie is really loose with the irons early.

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Scottie is really loose with the irons early.

He is getting up close and personal with half the gallery around the greens

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Shaping up to be a fun finish.

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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet

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What did I miss this seems really late to start back nine?

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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet


What a difference two holes makes.

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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet


What a difference two holes makes.


Always a good reason to choose a biological woman over a man.

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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet


What a difference two holes makes.


That’s what she said.

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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet


What a difference two holes makes.


Always a good reason to choose a biological woman over a man.


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Minooka Meatball wrote:
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4 guys within one headed to the back 9? LETS GOOOOOOOO

And the group at -3 is by no means out of it just yet


What a difference two holes makes.

You said it what a turn of events.

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this is turning into a gift wrapped win for Scottie

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C'mon Meredith. Go into labor!

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C'mon Meredith. Go into labor!

Maybe Scottie is taking the no cell phone rule literally and knows he’s out of reach if labor starts.

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C'mon Meredith. Go into labor!

Maybe Scottie is taking the no cell phone rule literally and knows he’s out of reach if labor starts.

He's talked about it most of the week. One of the members with their group has access to a cell phone. If that phone rings he is gone and will WD

Or so he says. If that call comes on 16, he'll finish

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C'mon Meredith. Go into labor!

Maybe Scottie is taking the no cell phone rule literally and knows he’s out of reach if labor starts.

He's talked about it most of the week. One of the members with their group has access to a cell phone. If that phone rings he is gone and will WD

Or so he says. If that call comes on 16, he'll finish

Please don’t mansplain away my joke.

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Nantz just said “that’s an awesome hole” and if somebody doesn’t clip that and use it out of context, I don’t know what to make of this country.

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Crazy, 3 swings ended this tournament. Aberg at 11, Morikawa at 11 and Homa at 12. And it was quick.

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Portnoy apparently won a million plus on Sheffler .

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Portnoy is an insufferable piece of shit.

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i felt pretty good about my bet on bryson until saturday afternoon. 35-1 pre-tournament...what a lamewad.


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There was a time when Phil Mickelson could hardly walk around Augusta National without a massive, Tiger-level wave of humanity flowing in his wake. Calls of “Let’s go Phil!” echoed through the pines with every round.

The patrons at Augusta National could sympathize when Phil found himself in trouble off the tee or around the green — He plays just like us! — and they’d make mental notes of how he escaped that trouble, planning to use a Phil-style stinger or daring flop shot the next weekend at the local muni.

Phil Mickelson had literally nothing in common with the patrons outside the ropes, aside from some dubious fashion choices. And yet, they felt like Phil was one of them, a cheerful everyguy who, shucks, just loves playing golf and throwing a few thumbs-up here and there.

That was then. This is now: Mickelson, startling a couple patrons when he wandered by himself into the pine straw to the left side of No. 9, searching for his wayward tee shot. While Woods commanded thousands of patrons, you could count up most of Mickelson’s traveling gallery and still have a hand free to carry a commemorative Masters cup of Domestic Beer.

Augusta National is always in the process of shaping not only its future, but its own past. The more unseemly elements of the club’s history are allowed to fade from memory, while images of Arnie and Jack and a young Tiger remain ever-present. You won’t see significant promotion of Mickelson on Masters channels, and he was virtually silent this week.

Perhaps this is just the way it will be for Mickelson going forward at Augusta. He’ll always have a standing tee time here during the second week of April, but it’s strange to see him joining the ranks of past champions who make their way around the course in near-anonymity, with only an older remember-when gallery trailing them.

Mickelson finished up his Saturday round shortly before 4 p.m. at 2-over, 6-over for the tournament and 13 strokes behind Scottie Scheffler’s lead. He received polite applause as he shook the hand of playing partner Sahith Theegala, but then you or I would receive pretty much the same response; the Masters galleries are nothing if not politely supportive.

If you listen closely enough, the “Let’s go, Phil!” cheers are still there. But now they mostly come from patrons just sitting in their chairs, waiting on Tiger or Scottie while Mickelson walks on by.

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