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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:38 pm

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Field Turf once shared a box with kimbo slice on a cold night

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:45 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11803
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

The first rule about Field Turf, is not to talk about Field Turf....

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tywebb2112

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:04 am

Joined: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 pm
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Field Turf is the only known drinking partner of Dickie Noles' who could actually keep up. He also had a rubber arm, but alas he was a bit of a scatter shot control-wise.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:18 am

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Field Turf believes that if you kill the head the body will die.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:43 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12576
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

Field Turf was McCain's original VP choice, but Field Turf declined the offer.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:27 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Posts: 39560
Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Kentucky is no longer the Bluegrass State. It's now known as the Field Turf State.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:46 pm

Field Turf is up 800 units this weekend. Even though he's 1-4.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 6:56 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12576
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

Field Turf is the right thing to do... and the tasty way to do it.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:29 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
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Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Field Turf-when you care to run on the very best.

Merril Lynch is bullish on Field Turf.

You're in good hands with field turf.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:34 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 58041

Field turf just kicked your ass.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:43 pm

Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:55 pm
Posts: 26000
Location: Lurking Below the Surface...
pizza_Place: Dino's Pizza

FieldTurf...Good for dipping and now in Ranch & Honey Barbecue flavors...

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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:59 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:57 am
Posts: 20709
Location: Westmont
pizza_Place: Tony Weed's
1039 Oliver Ave, Aurora
(630) 892-2772

Field Turf lives here.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:05 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Field Turf was ridden hard and put away wet.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:12 am

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 am
Posts: 11803
Location: Winnetka, Illinois
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's

Field Turf-good to the last blade...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:51 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Field Turf softens hands while you do dishes.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:34 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli

Field Turf is an ancient Chinese secret.

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I smell a bit....

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newper

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:26 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12576
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
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Time to bake the Field Turf.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:17 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs

newper wrote:

Time to bake the Field Turf.

newper=Darkside :wink:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 9:44 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Posts: 39560
Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Field Turf is madly in love with Spaulding.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:25 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
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Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and Field Turf.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:02 am

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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All Field Turf does is keep winning.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:23 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli

Field Turf has been fined $25,000 by the league for violating the league's personal conduct rules...all of them.

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I smell a bit....

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:54 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Field Turf was invited to start at qb for the Raiders...and Field Turf disrespectfully (laughing) declined.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:15 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Field Turf is expected to be named rookie of the year in the AL later today.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:18 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 58041

Field turf is the master of the QB sneak

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:23 am

Joined: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:07 pm
Posts: 3705

Rumor has it, Field Turf will be suspended for being on grass

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:35 am

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 66341
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Field Turf checks it's blood sugar, and checks it often.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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walkrman5

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:46 am

Joined: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:07 pm
Posts: 3705

Field Turf plays the cover two

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:48 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Field Turf got drunk and broke a clock over Flava flavs head backstage at the Source awards.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Field Turf

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:48 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 58041

Field turf hates the Cowboys.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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