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good dolphin

Post subject: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:12 am

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gave the keynote at my son's graduation

he was ok

kind of has a god complex

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:14 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Did he "get you"?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:32 am

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Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

This time we got him!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:32 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:34 am

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Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

wrong jesus

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:35 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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We stopped having a keynote speaker at our graduation. Great decision, makes things so much nicer!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:35 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

wrong jesus

Did the Bible enter the Multiverse too?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:49 am

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Jesus Seinfeld?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:58 am

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
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I was raised in a faith based family, and it took about 20 years to realize everyone that is religious is nuts. 20 years after that im convinced religion is a virus.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 11:15 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Brick wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

wrong jesus

Did the Bible enter the Multiverse too?

get yourself a personal jesus?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 11:25 am

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I'm not a fucking hippie and the Dead have never been my thing, but I appreciate this song as a letter from the narrator to his mother regarding his own quest for salvation and where he has discovered such:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etrjS8dYeFc

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 11:49 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

wrong jesus

Did the Bible enter the Multiverse too?

get yourself a personal jesus?

Is that an albino in the back?

Talk about your underrepresented groups.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 3:54 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

You're saying you've actually been able to listen to that song the whole way through?

I made it about 30 seconds before I had to call it quits.

The singer's voice and vocal style made me want to throw up.

Truly awful stuff.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 4:04 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I kind of like it.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 4:27 pm

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RFDC wrote:

We stopped having a keynote speaker at our graduation. Great decision, makes things so much nicer!

Jason Aldean turned it down?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 4:33 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

RFDC wrote:

We stopped having a keynote speaker at our graduation. Great decision, makes things so much nicer!

Jason Aldean turned it down?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 8:04 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Brick wrote:

Did he "get you"?

wrong jesus

Did the Bible enter the Multiverse too?

get yourself a personal jesus?

Is that an albino in the back?

Talk about your underrepresented groups.

It's that guy Todd Alquist.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Jesus

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:23 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

I kind of like it.

first ten seconds sounded like they sampled from take me out to the ballgame

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