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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf hates the Cowboys.

Yet field turf spent countless nights doing blow off hookers asses in the michael irvin house.
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Field Turf is 5 & 3 in Superbowls

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Field turf has not won a playoff game in a long time.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf used to be Scott Weilands connection.
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Field Turf has never lost when leading in the second quarter.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf always wins the turnover battle and was once a guest on "The Magic Hour"
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The Original Kid Cairo
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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf just whooped Batman's ass.

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Field turf was the Best Boy Grip on the set of Arthur 2: On the Rocks
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Field Turf blames loss on field conditions. Field conditions declined to comment.

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Field Turf's halloween costume was a roll of sod.

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Field turf was asked to direct Nailin Palin
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Field Turf just whooped Batman's ass.

Is that a Wesley Willis reference? If so, Field Turf is impressed.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf skiied the K-12 dude.
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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Alas, Birdman whooped Field Turf's ass.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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I'm physically attracted to Field Turf.

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Field Turf was picked up and charged with DUI after he was found asleep at the wheel at a red light.
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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf likes Snap & Crackle, but not Pop.

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Field Turf could chuck wood, and it could also Chuck Norris.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf convinced Jean Claude Van Damme to make a movie making fun of himself called JCVD. Field Turf was tired of loaning Jean Claude Van Damme money.
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Joe Morgan wrote:
Well the one thing you have to understand is that we didn't have field turf back when I played. Some parks had astroturf, but that was a lot harder than the artificial playing surfaces of today. The field turfs of today are much more like grass, and therefore are easier to play on. So this just validates even further the accmplishments of The Machine, and my personal acheivments at second base. Playing surfaces were harder to play on back then, even natural grass was harder. So again, thats just another reason why I'm in the Hall of Fame, and Ryne Sandberg isn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf thinks W_Z and Frank are the same guy.

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Field Turf refuses to mention He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Field Turf thinks W_Z and Frank are the same guy.


Field Turf hopes that, especially for W-Z's sake, you are wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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After Field Turf was thrown out attempting to steal 2b...
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Thats why I wouldnt have neccessarily run with Field Turf in that spot
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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf just killed and ate Joe Morgan.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf and Bill Spaceman Lee eat pancakes together before games.
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Field Turf is just gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens.

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Killer V wrote:
Field Turf just whooped Batman's ass.

Is that a Wesley Willis reference? If so, Field Turf is impressed.

Field Turf smelled like ass for a week after Wesley Willis took a 20 second nap on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf beat Joe Louis' ass
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