Big brother says we all think hes dumb but hes actually too smart and calculated. HE PREDICTS <3 rounds

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A Barstool Sports production.

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those girls arent bad. looks like theyre painted body over but whatever

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GO BEARS!!!

Please please please let this happen!

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That guy's an idiot. He should stick to tomato cans and non boxers.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

He turned down a fight with Tyson Fury. There is no way he's taking a fight with Mike Tyson.

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what's this shit, fighters having tea and exchanging gifts pre-match:




whatever happened to promising to fuck the other guy's woman and eat his children during the pre-fight weigh-in

Deron Williams / Frank Gore on the undercard. Williams wrested some in school, started boxing around 5 years ago. Gore used boxing as part of his NFL training regimen.

Leveon Bell trying to get paid or is he serious:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/100 ... woodley-ko?

Woodley's a few months shy of 40 and took the fight at the last minute after Tommy Fury decided he'd rather keep on banging Love Island hoes than get back in the ring. Woodley looked tired early on, hugging and clutching Jake Paul throughout the fight. I doubt Woodley was fully ready to go 8 rounds on 2 weeks of training.

Fuuuuck...

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Right on the temple.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

You guys do know Woodley got paid to fake that KO.

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Pretty good acting if that was fake. He face planted.

Seeing the latest videos, it doesn't look like Tyson stands a chance. Mike looks skinny now.

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I was one of the biggest Tyson fans in the world as a kid. I don't think I slept when he lost his first fight. The reality is he fought a bunch of tomato cans, and he was great for about 5 years and got abused by bums at the end of his career.

Jake Paul is half Tyson's age, and he's an average boxer who comes into the ring with all the benefits that come with being young. If this fight is real, Mike Tyson is going to get his ass whooped. I'm talking about being knocked out cold within 2 rounds.

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I feel the same. Paul is a physically bigger person and 30 years younger. He would have to be a complete bitch to lose this fight.

I love that mike is doing this though. He's always making history and I love that about him. Pure entertainer.

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No fuckin' way. Tyson is gonna knock that motherfucker all the way back to Youtube. Like and Subscribe.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I give Tyson the edge because I think he viscerally wants to punch Jake Paul really hard, while Paul is willing to try and punch Tyson for some money.

Grew up a huge Tyson fan and while I have no idea what to expect from either guy I'm tuning in to see the show. Eight 2 minute rounds and 14 ounce gloves help equal the playing field for Mike.

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This ain't 1992. Mike Tyson has been getting his ass kicked by plumbers. I know Jake Paul is a great entertainer, but he appears to take boxing seriously. If it's more than just a show, he's going to have Tyson on the canvas like he was Nate Robinson. Literally, none of my kids have been alive for a Mike Tyson victory.

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I have faith in the old timer. How could I not? Old people have taken over everything else, boxing is next. The young are weak and gay and can't even take a safe and effective vaccine without excess death.

Tyson hasn't fought since 2005 (2005!) and was 5-5 with two no contests in his last 12 fights before calling it quits. He's gonna get his ass kicked.

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2005.

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He wasn't fighting influencers though.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

This kid isn't a tomato can or a plumber.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You know, Mario was the referee. Not the opponent.

Exactly. By the time Paul is finished with Tyson he's going to be beaten into a state of disorientation so profound that Tyson's gonna look exactly like Antioch trying to use a fast food app.

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Here's how I would do it. I'd get in the drive thru lane and then remember CFMB told me to get the app. Try to figure it out while not pulling up. When honked at, I hang out the window pointing at my phone yelling, "I'm trying to get an application on my smartphone".