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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

tyson definitely has more riding on this fight. hes doing it for a lot more than money. he wants to shock everyone again, and likely for the last time so this is it for him.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I've learned the hard way not to bet against Nas

My initial thought is that Jake Paul would get his ass kicked, but I'm evolving. One thing that cannot be disputed is Jake Paul is not a Tomato Can. Despite being a "YouTube influencer", he does take this shit seriously and he appears to have that competitive fyre and pashun.

I would normally not have any interest, but this looks to be must see TV.

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Mike's last fight people assumed it would end in a knockout.

Only after the fight they explained what an exhibition match was.

This time it was mike that made sure that won't happen again. And I think even him himself is 50/50 on what is going to happen, but he will make sure it's not a bitch fight. We really are going to see what a 60yo man can really do when cornered, and I love mike for that. Even if he gets leveled.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

The fight has been postponed because Tyson is literally bleeding when he squats on the toilet. What a fucking _____ he is. Put on a pad!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

i appreciate how serious theyre taking this. it will happen in august. no worries.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Tyson needs Depends and pads for August.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

We're watching some 3 episode doc on it. Pretty good, very nostalgic. I don't see how Paul beats him.

When is this fight supposed to happen?

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Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday. I think 7 or so.

the betting line for either to win sucks. tyson should be at least 5-1.

Tyson definitely getting paid to take an L. Is this thing available on betting markets?

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Ever seen Pulp Fiction? Mike may decide in the middle of things he isn't really 58.

I'm worried for Mike.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

The only way Tyson loses this fight is if it's fixed. It probably will be.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hoping Tyson treats Paul like Marvis Frazier.

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He got knocked out by somebody named Danny Williams 20 years ago. What
exactly will be better?

The juice he was on damn near gave him a heart attack so I expect an exhibition unless Mike gets a wild hair up his ass and Jake has to defend himself.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

Likely this will be like his last older fights. If he can catch him quick he wins by KO. If it goes long Tyson loses.

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Elections have consequences.

This is what I think. Tyson has to come out like a rabid animal and do something the first three rounds otherwise he is going to get beaten into submission.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

How long are the rounds? The standard 3 minutes?

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2 minute rounds
Only 8 rounds
14 ounce gloves rather than 10 ounce

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

The shorter rounds will help Tyson.

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I think it’ll be a draw or decision.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

He seems somewhat focused on the task at hand. I think we will know in the first 30 seconds of this fight how seriously he is taking it. When the opening bell goes off if he charges right at Jake Paul I suspect Jake will be hit harder than he ever has. If he dances around out of the gate then we will know it's just a paycheck and he will carry him around like Mayweather did with Conor McGregor.

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inevitably, irrevocably...

The slap thing makes me think it's staged. Bummer.

I don't think Jake takes a match like this if he could lose. The added weight to the gloves hurts Tyson. That is if it is even a real fight and not simply a pay day for Tyson.

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You thought this thing was on the up & up until the weigh in?

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I didn't really dedicate time to thinking anything about it.